Greetings,

I thought it might be fun to share the NPC responses you find funny, silly, crazy, unexpected or just nutty.


Mine shall be:

"Oh I know you're here"

(Whilst she is being hit over and over again by my bullets).

Cheers.

Nat: Look out, the Institute could be right behind you!
*Turns around and sees X6-88 standing behind me*

Connie Abernathy: "Sorry, we aren't hiring."

Me: "Um, Connie, I own your land. YOU work for ME, remember? Do you like the fortress I made out of your home?"

I've taken to pistol-whipping NPCs who say ridiculous or inappropriate things. I have to re-load saves, like A LOT.

Haha, thanks for the replies.

anything that can be heard sneaking around mutants

''Come on out, I'll make it nice and quick''

Comes out with weapon holstered in fully modded X-01, grabs popcorn, finishes popcorn....still not dead.

Those two in the chapel in DC that won't shut up about being quiet.

When I eat someone Curie says "and doing zis heals you somehow?" and "many deadly diseases can be contracted zis way, I would love to study you later to see if you have created a new diseases, I might even get to name zem."

I think the NPC pvssyr mid-combat is the thing that bugs me the most, like the one Michlo gave in the first post.

The worst is when you've just blown away a dozen raiders, and someone says "nah, must be hearing things". Nope, you actually heard 26 shotgun blasts right next to you, and all your gang members dying horribly.

I just can't get past this.

Sometimes it's funny, though.

Raider: I've done this a thousand times, rookie. This time's not going to be any different.

Me: TKO's with power fist

Cait had an Lydia moment yesterday, we exited an location and se said, this thing must be build to protect something important we should check it out

Me- fast travels to Sanctuary, directly begins working on something at the weapon crafting station;

Marcy Long- walks up to me from behind and says in snide voice: "Sure, let me just stop everything I'm doing to talk to you..."

Me- contemplates the thin line sometimes between murder, and doing the world a favor...

"Here human, human, human. I've got something for you." Super Mutant while I was sneaking,

"Here kitty, kitty, kitty" Codsworth taunting while enemy is hiding.

Haha, yup, most of them can be funny but I'm with Pleghm there about some of them being downright bizarre and out of place. Definite immersion breakers.


To add to the "must be hearing things", what about "I must be seeing things" even though you're not yet in the same room as them.

Or the good old "What was that?" as their compatriot is blown to bits a few feet away.

Cheers.

Did the Minutemen ending and Preston was complaining about the brotherhood all the time during the fight against the institute.

I'm friendly with the BoS and he had never said anything about them before.


And the usual, was greeted by an bunker hill trader as the general afterward who was an nice touch following she calling me an drifter in next sentence.

"Before I met you I used to go whole days without massacring a whole bunch of things, honest"

Deacon

always liked this one:

raider: "only a [censored] coward hides" (as he is hiding behind a wall or pillar, and I'm out in the open trying to get a shot at him)

also sometimes I find it silly how raiders know what gender you are, before they even see you...don't remember their exact words, but more than once I've been inside a place and alerted some raiders [caution] on an upper level and could hear them reference my gender in their bantering..

I've just been adventuring with him and yes, I've been liking most of his comments.

Well, don't forget, they see things.

my favorite was "Keep your shirt on" while wearing grognaks outfit.

Hah, I've not heard that one. We get a similarly funny response if (when) we forget to put our err, clothes back on whilst out and about. I shan't spoil it in case you've not heard it yet. I'm not sure if they all say it but Codsworth certainly does.

Cheers.

"This Patient appears to be in need of a coroner!"

Medical Protectron upon examining a dead Raider.

Supermutant screaming in frustration when I hide from him: "Little baby scared??!!"

More stupid then she say it for an robot.