Oblivion - Funniest Moments Two : IV - Oblivion

» Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:33 pm

I had a mudcrab take on a bandit for me and WIN. :blink: figure that one out.

Brings new meaning to the term, "I've fought mud crabs more feirce than you!"

» Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:22 pm

I'm finding so many odd things on corpses. Like gold on Daedroths and lockpicks on Spider Daedra.

» Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:25 pm

I encountered a glitch in the TG quest, where i needed to steal the book from Amantius Allectus.
I never killed him, but all the NPC's around the imperial city where saying how he was murdered.

I found Amantius Allectus wondering around, and he asked me if i heard that Amantius Allectus was killed recently.

» Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:54 pm

I wouldn't exactly call this funny, more weird...

After I gave Hirrus Clutumnus a... ahem, "hand" in ending his problems in Crucible, I went down to loot his corpse and then I saw Ushnar's dog wander towards me. It sat down by Hirrus, howled once, then walked away.

» Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:23 pm

For some unknown reason (i know its mod related, as i have about 200 active) i will be running down the roads in cyrodiil, and all of a sudden a bandit will come running out of the bush. He doesnt attack me, but instead runs the way im heading. I follow him to find out that he is chasing another bandit, who is in turn chasing another, so on and so forth. i think the longest string i had was about 15 before i discovered that they were all chasing a single deer.

Something else i noticed is that none of the wild life seem to want to attack me. mud crabs dont go ninja on me anymore, deer dont flee, and wolfs to accost me anymore. Actually, more of than not, they actually help me. i had a mudcrab take on a bandit for me and WIN. :blink: figure that one out.

Sounds like an NPC Overload to me.

A funny one for me would have to be when I made a new character, and at the bit when Captain Renault dies, the assassins didn't attack. Instead, Baurus and an assassin began talking about mudcrabs xD

» Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:50 am

I'm finding so many odd things on corpses. Like gold on Daedroths and lockpicks on Spider Daedra.

That's nothing. I keep finding wooden spoons and forks on land dreughs.

» Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:03 pm

That's nothing. I keep finding wooden spoons and forks on land dreughs.

i found a stone cup on a guy in his undies.

» Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:58 pm

Count Umbranox told me how shocked he was that Count Umbanox had returned the Anvil. :lol:

» Sun Jan 03, 2010 12:29 pm

This just happened, and surprised me.

My character was weary from traveling from the Imperial City to Bravil. As a fighters guild member he walked up stairs in the guildhall and was approaching an empty bed.

Just before he got there the Male Imperial Vincent Galien and the Female Dunmer Tadrose Helas ran in and jumped in bed together!

I guess they were really anxious to be alone, so my character shut the door and left.

» Sun Jan 03, 2010 3:10 pm

A bit similar, everyone in Skingrad Mages Guild (expect Druja) went into a bedroom together, Vigge the cautious looked at me for a moment, and closed the door. Well, my character IS still only an associate..

I was walking the gold coast, when bandit attacked me, he hit me once, and ran away screaming "I give up!"
Homemade Elemental Aura Spell, and Necklace of Swords was enough to break his spirit :lmao:

» Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:54 pm

i was in a battle and i healed myself the same time i died. so i can see a nice bar of red but i gotta reload. Also one time i was fighting a boar and i jumped on a rock cus im a marksman. i got into a glitch and fell in the rock. i had to try to kill the boar but the arrows wont go through the rock. ALSO one time i was watchin my brother play cus he got the bound armor from the doomstone and when the timer ran out it would freeze. He dosent save often. he useally only uses the auto saves. He has 150 at the most. i have a few thousand

» Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:55 am

Presenting the worst manservant ever!

Olav: Any idea what Gromm will do now that Baenlin is dead?
Gromm: Is this true?

» Sun Jan 03, 2010 3:27 pm

About 2 weeks (game time) after I finished the MQ I was walking around the by the Roxie Inn on the Red Ring Road north of IC and coming down the road approaching me was Ulrich Leland (captain of the guard in Cheydinhal) and he was without a shirt. At the time it was kind of funny, because he was obviously making his way back to Cheydinhal after the Battle of Bruma but it was like 2 weeks later. I kept wondering why it took him two whole weeks to walk that distance.

» Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:44 pm

I killed myself by lifting a rock over my head with a telekinsis spell, but when I tried to throw it, it fell on my head... instant death... felt like a noob.

» Sun Jan 03, 2010 8:39 pm

hmm reposting this one....
woke up at dive rock just in time to see a deer run off it... followed by a gaurd (shouting "stop, thief!", i might add)
whos bodies i discovered later...
i noticed the deer had a imperial helmet in it's inventory, which the gaurd DID NOT, now i have alot of mods active, but none that make deers go bad.
it seemed the deer found a way to steal an imperials helm, but get caught... near dive rock...
>.<

» Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:06 pm

hmm reposting this one....
woke up at dive rock just in time to see a deer run off it... followed by a gaurd (shouting "stop, thief!", i might add)
whos bodies i discovered later...
i noticed the deer had a imperial helmet in it's inventory, which the gaurd DID NOT, now i have alot of mods active, but none that make deers go bad.
it seemed the deer found a way to steal an imperials helm, but get caught... near dive rock...
>.<

:blink: ... :lmao:

» Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:40 am

I have one that made me 'lol' recently.

First, some background. I use Supreme Magicka, which gives Fire, Frost, and Shock special effects. (ie Frost can slow or freeze enemies) Well, one of Fire's is knock-back/down.

I made a new character and as I was doing the tutorial dungeon, up to the part where you meet up with the Emperor again. When one of the would-be smacked Uriel with his summoned Mace (which does fire damage.. see where this is going?) Uriel took off like a rocket, almost hitting the ceiling. Covered in flames and limp as a noodle.

» Sun Jan 03, 2010 5:12 pm

Emfrid, publican of the Grey Mare, is indifferent to your suffering.

Valus Odiil: Hello. You haven't seen my sons, have you? They went off into the forest, and I... I'm worried about them.
Emfrid: What a shame.
Valus Odiil: ...
Emfrid: Heard any news from the other provinces?

» Sun Jan 03, 2010 5:38 pm

I went to have a chat with Sheogorath after being tortured by Thadon, and Sheo said to me, 'Greetings! Salutations! Welcome! NOW GO AWAY!'

» Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:51 pm

I was in one of the Oblivion Citadel and chased by a Storm Atronach, Xivilai which he summoned a Clannfear and a Valkynaz. It wasn't a pretty sight. As I was fighting them the Valkynaz hit the summoned Claennfear too many time and it attack him instead of me. I chuckled.

» Sun Jan 03, 2010 5:46 pm

Anytime a hit makes the NPC jack knife is always funny to me. One hit and they compress like a spring then fire up into the air... always a good chuckle with that one.

That... or when a giant hammer wielding orc comes screaming at me and they get stopped dead with an arrow... that's always good.

» Sun Jan 03, 2010 12:14 pm

My personal favorite lol moment in Oblivion:

I was being chased along a road by a couple of bandits, (uphill, possibly to Bruma) I'm running backwards and hitting them with arrows when out of nowhere from behind me a brown bear runs at the lead bandit and swipes him, killing him instantly. The guy never even had a chance to react. It even made me stop dead in my tracks for a moment.

» Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:31 am

Two imperials guard talking to each other in Imperial city of what happend early of the day. This what one of the said:

"Had something of a false alarm earlier. Some Khajiit , acting suspicious. Turns out he was just grooming his tail."

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r11/Gerza71/Oblivion2009-08-0120-47-31-82.jpg

» Sun Jan 03, 2010 2:30 pm

This was allot funnier on reflection, but I wondered if I could live after jumping off of dive rock.
The answer is no

» Sun Jan 03, 2010 5:05 pm

I love it when a bear or something is jumping at me to kill me and a loose an arrow right as it jumps into the air, so the bear just flies backwards and out of sight, its awesome.