» Wed May 18, 2011 6:40 pm Chuck Norris has an Adoring Fan even though he is not the Grand Champion.
Chuck Norris can put paintbrushes where he wants without installing the unofficial patch.
Chuck Norris doesn't press the "Random" button when creating a character, he roundhouse kicks them until they look completely different. (Sometimes so much that they even change race or six.)
Chuck Norris didn't need the Amulet of Kings to relight the Dragonfires.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to stay on the roads.
There isn't a Soul Gem great enough to capture Chuck Norris' soul.
Chuck Norris can walk into Skyrim, even if he's playing Oblivion.
Chuck Norris can use the Imperial Orrery without downloading the DLC.
Chuck Norris closes Oblivion gates by roundhouse kicking the Sigil Stones.
Chuck Norris didn't have to abide by the time limit when closing the Great Gate.
Chuck Norris calls Owyn an idiot.
Chuck Norris doesn't need mods to grow a beard.
Chuck Norris killed the Gate Keeper without the Tears. (Instead, he roundhouse kicked it.)
Chuck Norris doesn't need an enchanted brush to enter a painting.
Chuck Norris never gets over-encumbered.
Chuck Norris can save the Emperor from being killed.
