:) I think that mod just keeps slipping out of his grasp - perhaps it's toast?

He's out of bread to put it on? No knives? Could be anything, really.

As I disliked Oblivion physics and how everything flew around when I walked into a table or tried to decorate a house, it?s not too bad that this was just a joke. A good one, I have to say

You know, this joke has been in the works for over a year now. Someone contacted me about it last year and asked if I could make a dummy exe like this. I did so and sent it off, but never saw anything happen of it. I don't recall who it was....

Then MA asked me pretty much the same thing this year and I remembered about that thing I made. It was a lot of fun posting this around and spreading the word. I really enjoyed this joke. Thanks for the reminder and help MA. :goodjob:


As for Better Battles, I haven't done a whole lot of modding for a few months. I had to pick up a second job for a while (that ends in two weeks) that has taken most of my free time. What little I have had I've put toward the Census and Excise Office. Now that is almost done, and my second job is almost done, I'll have more time to dedicate towards it!

Excellent, I've been looking for a reason to play Morrowind, instead of modding it.

So, dus it wurk?

Read the readme! :swear:



:D

HA HA! Read the topic more like!

:facepalm:

Sorry for not remembering everyone who posted.

This is amazing,
Quite frankly this is damn mind blowing.
I have to stand in absolute awe of what the community has accomplished with this game.
The mods, MGE, MSE..

And now this.
Bethesda may have left Morrowind to it's fate, but I am inspired by the folks here who are ever determined to bring this game further and further into the present.

/prose

Srsly tho, this is awesome.
:rock:

Yeah, OK, this is all fine and good, but what about my Bosmer problem?

And what's with this "read the readme" stuff? I never knew it was for reading, I just stick it Data Files and be done with it. If we're supposed to read it, it should be named something more relevant than "readme".

Maybe "Fred"?

Or maybe 'DONT README'. Just like how nobody reads pinned threads.

I am gonna make all the readme's in my mods say "dont read me" from now on

Um... it was an april fools prank...


I was thinking the same thing

Maybe we could start a trend haha :hubbahubba:

This thread is hilarious, seriously hilarious

Alright....for those who believe everything I type, no, it did not turn all my NPC's into Bosmer, and no, I do not just put the readmes into my data files.

Which doesn't explain why I suddenly have Oblivion style physics in my game.

Oh, wait, it's because I was playing Oblivion.... :laugh:

I'm getting some pretty cool physics by just reading this thread, the "ok my head just exploded" kind of physics...

This is why I really don't care for April 1st.
At all.

Nbdy told me if it wrks or nt. U guyz r no help.

I'm surprised moderators haven't locked the thread yet, this is after all such a legal mess using OB's physics in MW
Or because of other more obvious reasons.

Oh and the thing works... as a joke.

...

to many bugs in the system.

Indeed. I did find the "screenshots" extremely amusing, however.

I'm really surprised at how many fell for this. :celebration:

Had me hook line and sinker until I downloaded the file. I think it was brilliant. :goodjob:

I hate you.