o' Cliff Racer
art thou I see
in the corner of mine screen?
hovering at the edge of the draw distance
floating, before thou art begin to animate

o' Cliff Racer
art thou I hear
whilst walking to Ald'ruhn?
thine cry is like
a bad metal song
to mine ears

o' Cliff Racer
why art thou descend upon me
when thou art know thou will succumb
to a bloody death
at the end of mine longsword?

o' Cliff Racer
thou art sneaky
and thou art constantly surprise me
when thine friends
art enable mine battle music
in the middle of nowhere

o' Cliff Racer
how I despise yee
and how I wish to
banish yee
to the planes of Oblivion

o' Cliff Racer
please [censored] off
and let me enjoy
my game
thou art a nuisance
and I truly hope yee
are not in TESV

Make something similar for Oblivion, but call it "Ode To Wolves" They're the reason why I don't care to own a horse in that game. Travel 2 minutes.. get off.. whack a wolf.. get back on.. repeat 3-4 times 'til you get to your destination.

I am slowly clapping as I read this.

And, now I am worried. Maybe Saint Jiub drove the cliff racers from Vvardenfell to Skyrim/Wherever The Next Elder Scrolls is.

I like cliff racers... dead ones, anyway. Good ode.

Cliff racers are annoying.

Cliffracers in TES V with next gen animation would look kind of awesome.

Think the nazgul in return of the king when it swoops over minas tirith knocking troops off buildings.

This poem... this poem deserves the Pulitzer Prize :celebration:

as annoying as they are, morrowind wouldnt be morrowind without them