Ok.. this would especially pertain to "campers" in Crysis 2 (and other Crysis games). So.. if you have this wonderful amazing NanoSuit on capable of deflecting bullets, reflecting light to make you appear invisible, giving you super strenght, and giving you super speed.. you are surely a bad arse mofo, however.. I imagine it's not that easy to put on, so what happens when you have to either (or both) take a PEE or a DUMP ???

Does the NanoSuit have the ability to absorb your urine and turds, or do you simply stay in cloaked mode so no one can see the skidmarks in the back of your suit and yellow stain in the front?

I can see super speed mode being effect in getting you to a bathroom really quick, and super strenght mode helping you clinch your buttcheeks so you don't crap yourself, but the minute you start to take the suit off, I'm sure you'll spew all over the place.

I would like to request (2) more suit modes.. "Maximum Dump" and "Maximum WeeWee" .. these modes could also be effective in killing enemies...

ummmmm .............

Nano suit also has self generating pleasure system which will keep you away from six.

BEST TOPIC EVER MADE HERE. *enough said*

So that's why it's PEGI-18...


I really enjoy this topic though and would highly demand an answer of Mr. Yerli. Where is our Community Manager when you really need him?