I apologize. I don't know anything about Maine

WHAT??!?!? WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING, HUH?!?!? THAT WE EUROPEANS GET ANGRY EASILY?!?! WHO ARE YOU CALLING ILL-TEMPERED, HUH?!!! A FREAKIN' SAVAGE, THAT'S WHO!!!
You left me out

He certainly is not! He's one of those aliens with weird fetishes of putting technology up our rectum. He's trying to make us think and do like he wants by emitting thought-waves that smells of strawberry into out ears! He's just trying to make us believe he's not really a nice guy. And *bzzzt* he isn't. Yes... yes, master.... you truly aren't.... nice....