Holy crap!
I couldn't even name 50 MMOs
I had a social phobia until like... a year ago. I had nothing to do, and after the first 15-20 MMOs I just had MMO ADHD, I'd play it for a few hours, and then be like "Wow, you know what? This is just like the other ones."
Either way, this is how I picture the new game:
Martut has logged in.
"Oh wow this... looks pretty good, I guess I'll just run around looking for something to do."
NPC Farmer: "Please, my farms are doing poorly, my chickens are all sick, and my wife left me. It's all those stupid wolves fault! Kill 10, and we'll pretend you rid them from the area."
"Umm... What does your wife's infidelity have to do with wolves?"
--After The Quest--
NPC Farmer: "Thanks for killing all of those wolves, now maybe my wife will come back."
--2 seconds later--
NPC Farmer: "I got a letter from my wife, she's high in the mountains, in the most unreachable place, please bring her this letter."
Martut has received "Please Come Back!"
Martut clicks on "Please Come Back!"
You can't read it, it's sealed.--After I trek up the mountain, running past every monster--
NPC Farmer's Wife: "That Daniel never knows how to keep his trap shut."
Martut receives Sword of Destruction +5 Fire Damage, and Steel Armor of Defense +4
"Woo... yeah..."
--The Next Day--
"I want to start being a healer character, running and killing stuff is no fun."
Friend #1: ">W< Lol, why wud u do tat?"
"I just don't find running around and clicking on everything to kill it fun..."
Friend #1: "OOO: rlly?"
"Yeah... I miss modding."
Friend #1: "I made a mod where you could kill Mehrunes Dagon in 1 hit, and at the same time do 10,000 damage to everybody, and make them fly up into the air screaming, and blood rained down everywhere and splashed all over my character's face while I made all of the buildings light on fire and explode with chunks flying everywhere."
"Not only is that violent, but that's practically impossible."
Friend #1: "im nvr talking 2 u ever again! i did do that stuff. And cuz you dont believe me, u hate me."
"Okay."
Martut has been removed from the game for insulting another player.