» Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:41 pm
SPOILERS
For me it was no good as a novel, or an expansion of the world's story, but I could care less about the lore aspects (we could bicker about those forever), more about the story and characters themselves. I guess I just didn't 'buy it' especially around the time Annaig and Glim get onto Umbriel it felt like an episode of the original Dr. Who, that is to say shoddy, silly and all-around nonsense.
It also tried to cover too much ground at once, leaving it feeling unfocused and rushed. Frankly, the author is a bit of a hack and it's sad that they hired him to write it. Some of the lore information was interesting, the dissolution of the Mage's Guild into two separate factions was cool and I'd be interested to see this expanded even more. However, I suppose I didn't care much about the main characters, (for similar reasons to why I think a movie wouldn't work: http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1083821-elder-scrolls-movie/page__st__40) and some of the little flourishes were nice, Coo was a good touch regardless of whether it was believable or not, I kinda chalked it up to an homage to Athena's mechanical owl in Clash of the Titans (Harryhausen's).
That said, I found the actual prose to be very high-school level, and I've seen better stuff written in the fan-fiction forum on this site...It got very grating and annoying and there were a few things that were simply wrong in so many ways. It didn't grab you or excite you it just kind of plodded along and laid out the information for your brain to do with it what it would. My brain responded with a resounding 'MEH' at almost every dramatic turn.
Finally, the actual main dramatic problem, Umbriel itself, was so very silly to me. Leading up to discovering what Umbriel was doing and why, there was a good deal of tension, but the reveal was a disaster of epic proportions. It felt like the author had watched "War of the Worlds," "Krull" and "Delicatessen" all in the same weekend and decided to combine them for this plot.
Really...REALLY...KITCHENS!? And Annaig just HAPPENS to be an alchemist and budding chef?! The aristocrats like to eat souls? REEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLYYYYYYYYY?! And if they leave the place they go all "Ghost Dad" on us? Too much cheese and too much contrivance that it just ends up looking like they wanted so badly to have something 'weird and original' that they forgot what world this was taking place in. It just didn't 'fit.' Not to mention the whole "Devil Wears Prada" relationship between Annaig and the Chef lady (whose name escapes me) was so vapid and pointless. "Time Bandits" was another film that kept coming to mind when I was reading it, just from the silly, campy tone of the whole thing (while it's a pretty good, fun movie for what it is, does not compute with TES in my opinion). Even the atrocities that Umbriel was 'committing' were just kinda bland and silly in the way they were depicted.
Then of course from there we branch out and travel over half of Tamriel because it has to do fan-service and hit all these major familiar landmarks, making it feel far too rushed and ensembled for a book just over 200 pages. I say again...really?
I was annoyed, it felt shoddy and I normally ignore off-shoots like this of any game or movie franchise but I'm actually sad that I took the time to read this thing as it gives me a harrowing look at what the next TES game might be like in tone...