My plan is to live as long possible. Unless I end up getting diagnosed with dementia, in which case I am exiting stage right pronto.

Maybe, but I would rather live for 25000 years like Elrond from Lord of the Rings, or live forever, than die young.

Mind[censored]. you started this thread saying you dont wanna die old, then you say you'd rather live forever than die young? uhh?

But you could hide your own easter eggs.

I used to think positive things like that or, "Hey, at least you get to meet new people every day" but having experienced it first hand (two elderly family members) I can't think of a worse way to go.

No, I'll take the gray hair and the wrinkles on my face -- I'd rather have a face that could tell a story to the end rather than one that never got to finish.