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Old people's naked bodies

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:50 pm

Really? What about http://i54.tinypic.com/rvm0iu.jpg?!

Lizard neck
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5f8TWVrIi64/TLX06W4x2bI/AAAAAAAAHJs/Afk298hKomI/s1600/blue-iguana.jpg

Brittany Abner: Posts: 3401; Joined: Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:48 pm

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:55 am

What I hated in oblivion is that if I decide to kill some ancient old man, and take is clothes, he has a buff six pack body of a healthy young man. When I loot old people's clothes I want them to be wrikley and shriveled. The same problem was in both fallout 3 and fallout new Vegas. I'm hoping that if your face is old,( like moving the age slider all the way right) , then your body will be old and gross looking.

Edit: oh my goodness, I was not thinking when I made the title.

bliviongate:

Some old people stay in amazingly good shape. Oblivion didn't really have anyone who looked older than about 70 to 75 (though some did have extremely weatheworn, line webbed faces), and people at 70 can still have reasonably fit physiques, provided they have not been debilitated by health problems.

Sunny Under: Posts: 3368; Joined: Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:31 pm

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 4:11 pm

Some old people stay in amazingly good shape. Oblivion didn't really have anyone who looked older than about 70 to 75 (though some did have extremely weatheworn, line webbed faces), and people at 70 can still have reasonably fit physiques, provided they have not been debilitated by health problems.

That's fine and all. The problem is every single old person in Skyrim being in top shape.

Anna Watts: Posts: 3476; Joined: Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:31 pm

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:31 pm

This is the first thing I saw upon logging in. Lolwut?

I had to click on it of course...

Ells: Posts: 3430; Joined: Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:03 pm

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:08 am

Lizard neck
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5f8TWVrIi64/TLX06W4x2bI/AAAAAAAAHJs/Afk298hKomI/s1600/blue-iguana.jpg

No, that person was just saying there is no sagging in Tamriel. I provided him proof is all. I like the lizard necks. They look very natural.

Daddy Cool!: Posts: 3381; Joined: Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:34 pm

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:29 pm

...and this thread is now on the front page of Reddit. Congratulations, Sugar Snatcher, you're internet famous.

john palmer: Posts: 3410; Joined: Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:07 pm

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:48 pm

...and this thread is now on the front page of Reddit. Congratulations, Sugar Snatcher, you're internet famous.

Omg I feel so cool!!!
Link?

Chloe :): Posts: 3386; Joined: Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:00 am

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:07 am

Omg I feel so cool!!!
Link?

A fair amount of swearing and such on the site, so can't really link here... Just google Reddit, it'll be the top result.

April: Posts: 3479; Joined: Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:33 am

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 4:21 pm

A fair amount of swearing and such on the site, so can't really link here... Just google Reddit, it'll be the top result.

Does this mean I get A star under my name because I helped advirtise the site?

GEo LIme: Posts: 3304; Joined: Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:18 pm

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:58 pm

A fair amount of swearing and such on the site, so can't really link here... Just google Reddit, it'll be the top result.

Does this mean I get A star under my name because I helped advirtise the site?

Robyn Howlett: Posts: 3332; Joined: Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:01 pm

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 4:45 pm

A fair amount of swearing and such on the site, so can't really link here... Just google Reddit, it'll be the top result.

Lmao @ the comments under that...

[–]Duffman3005 37 points38 points39 points 1 hour ago

DYN that there is a mod for Oblivion which lets you summon a monster to tentacle [censored] women.

[–]VapidStatementsAhead 23 points24 points25 points 23 minutes ago

DYN
DY N
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[–]baconripe 3 points4 points5 points 7 minutes ago

do you no how to spell?

[–]Poultry_Sashimi 0 points1 point2 points 3 minutes ago

Obviously knot.

[–]weatheredruins 0 points1 point2 points 4 minutes ago

I now I now, let it go.

Jennifer May: Posts: 3376; Joined: Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:51 pm

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:43 am

Lmao @ the comments under that...

I like how it's number one too lmfao.

louise tagg: Posts: 3394; Joined: Sun Aug 06, 2006 8:32 am

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:10 am

Of course not. Old people are old and senile and should clearly not be discussed.

Geez mr. Moderator wannabe.
I personally agree with OP based on past experience with naked old men and women.

Kirsty Wood: Posts: 3461; Joined: Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:41 am

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:37 pm

wth, why am i reading this

tegan fiamengo: Posts: 3455; Joined: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:53 am

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:11 pm

Yikes

Juliet: Posts: 3440; Joined: Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:49 pm

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:18 pm

I hope there wrinkly flaps of skin jiggle ans sway in the wind.

ZANEY82: Posts: 3314; Joined: Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:10 am

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:30 am

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=pIqC35XWSiA

What does it say? D:

JR Cash: Posts: 3441; Joined: Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:59 pm

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:42 pm

I was skeptical on clicking this thread. I'm glad I did.

Beat freak: Posts: 3403; Joined: Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:04 am

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:26 pm

You had me at "Old people's naked bodies"... ... ...
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AnDres MeZa: Posts: 3349; Joined: Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:39 pm

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:33 am

The title of this thread made me a little excited. How misleading... :confused:

Dan Scott: Posts: 3373; Joined: Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:45 am

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:09 am

Esbern is like 200 years old, he'll get over it.

NAkeshIa BENNETT: Posts: 3519; Joined: Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:23 pm

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:54 am

This made my day :biggrin:

btw im new, i can haz fishy stick?

http://images.uesp.net//c/c4/Fishystick.jpg

also i thought this was some sort of late night porm attack. lol.

Sista Sila: Posts: 3381; Joined: Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:25 pm

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:53 am

Yes It would be nice if the elderly npcs had body meshes and textures to match their faces, although some body builder types could still have a muscular physique under their loose and wrinkled flesh.

In games where the face and body didn't match I usually left their clothes or armor on their bodies. Hell after a certain point in any bethesda game I would usually just leave npc's stuff right where it was thanks to the time consuming merchant mechanics and the incredibly high coin counts my character would amass with nothing to spend them on. There's little sense in collecting junk when it will merely weigh you down and force you to stare into a menu screen for half an hour selling the crap. But I digress.

Connie Thomas: Posts: 3362; Joined: Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:58 am

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:01 pm

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I just imagined what that would look like. Erase out of my memory, rrrrrr...

T. tacks Rims: Posts: 3447; Joined: Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:35 am

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:52 am

You like the old and shriveled up ,I assume. :rofl:

Erin S: Posts: 3416; Joined: Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:06 pm

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