OMFG, you stupid horse....

Post » Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:11 am

My horse is mentally impaired. Even when I park him far away, he'll come running in and start attacking whatever I'm fighting. Even freaking dragons! And most of the time the creature will focus on the horse. I have to kill whatever it is quickly before my horse gets pwned. If it doesn't fight, it'll run half a mile away and be sre to hide so that I cannot find it.

Anyone else experiencing a braveheart horse?
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Andres Lechuga
 
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Post » Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:14 am

Just get some horse armour and your horse won't die ;)
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SexyPimpAss
 
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Post » Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:20 am

I always lol at these rambo horses.... :D
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Project
 
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Post » Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:14 pm

Kill the horse, skin it, eat it, and walk yourself :)
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brandon frier
 
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Post » Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:31 pm

Your horse isn't stupid, it's loyal. Selfish bastard.
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Stefanny Cardona
 
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Post » Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:06 am

hahahhaha that f horse is such a badass
i lost count how many times i had to resurrect him
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Gill Mackin
 
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Post » Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:58 pm

I always lol at these rambo horses.... :D





I mean it is funny to think about, lol. Just a pain in the ass when it happens. I'll think a fight is over, then look over and there's my horse 20 feet away fighting its ass off.
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Batricia Alele
 
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Post » Wed Dec 07, 2011 6:57 pm

I like my horse's attitude. A worthy mount on every aspect. It got me to otherwise unreachable places, it endured impossible jumps, it gives a hand when I'm fighting, instead of just standing there, has survived an ancient frost dragon's direct attack before -obviously- fleeing, and most important: It's still alive.

But then again, I bought it at level 36-38, when I was perfectly able to look after it :P
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glot
 
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Post » Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:45 pm

Horse abuse Hotline: 1-800-HelptheJockeys-arewhipping-Merelentlessly

:toughninja:

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Mimi BC
 
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Post » Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:18 pm

My other horse is a dragon.
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Theodore Walling
 
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Post » Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:02 am

Horses hate Dragons. Tru story.
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Shannon Lockwood
 
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Post » Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:51 am

Nord horses are badass
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Elizabeth Davis
 
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Post » Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:25 am

I've never purchased a horse. Then again I've done all my travel on foot... If I bought a horse and it was brave and took on a dragon and won. I'd praise him by killing him myself ;)

Good horsey! Slice slice. :gun: :bolt:
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