1. Is it your job to moniter the forums? No its not, so just post a comment and dont worry about whether it relates to Skyrim or not.

2. How the [censored] does this not relate to skyrim??

1- go to nearest town
2- Try to find the nearest lumberjack to get some wood.
3- Sharpen the wooden stick to turn it into a spear
4- Due to the innovation & rarity of said awesome weapon in skyrim, i'd keep crafting & selling em.
5- Buy the biggest house around.
6- Employ evryone in town to work as a emsembly line to craft spears.
7- Create a clothing line for the ladies, featuring g-strings
8- Mass brewing/production of skooma-cola
9- Get rich and spend the rest of my days surrounded by female bodyguards & maids while conquering the world... muahaha

It's not that hard. Get some cottage cheese, oatmeal and honey and you should have a decent homemade facial. And with corn oil, graqefruiit juice and thyme you can make an effective cellulite remedy. Not to mention simple massage. My part-time job at spa reception desk could make me a billionaire in Skyrim ^^

Are you saying that if I rub a mixture of corn oil, graqefruit juice and thyme on my butt that my dimples will go away? Huh...

I sleep naked. Nuff said.

lmao..

I need your clothes, your boots, and your horsey. doesn't have the same tough man ring to it.

In that medieval outpost!

Gosh... Well i know a bit of chemistry (but thats way not practical there) and luckly i am a member of an archery club (YES!).

But unfortunaltly standing/lying there in a forest (probably?)with only my underwear: i would be freaking out (if it looked like the real world) hysterically.

Look for a stream of water or a road and follow that to hopefully a nearby village (Well thats what all those survival documantaries said). If i see a giant mushroom i know i am in the wrong place.
Pleed at a farmer to get food (and probably work a day or 2) and clothes. Make a basic wooden spear > At least it can kill mudcrabs then make a mad dash to the city to join the mages guild hoping they accept you.

Learn potion making since your bloody life depends on it and learn magic while working there. Finnaly i think ill just become some kind of doctor/alchemist for the mages/fighters guild (curing wounds/deseases/other kind of crap).
I wont bother to become a field doctor.

I sleep in my underwear so that would be awkward. Do I get to be another race? If so then Dunmer.

Find the nearest civilized place, make friends with the residence, share my knowledge of modern day technology and be named Emperor of said cilvilisation.

So yes, you do know the recipes. I stand corrected. But this is basically my point: knowledge is power in a world like Tamriel. Not just knowledge OF something, but knowledge HOW to do that thing. In your case, you could put together a package of beauty products the likes of which that world had never seen, just by mixing up potions of simple ingredients.

The only real hitch in your plan is whether you could FIND stuff like graqefruit juice or thyme... assuming they even exist. We would all have that problem.

Are there magnets in Tamriel? Is there any copper? Etc etc. Too much speculation, my brain is exploding!

Nobody shall wake me up or will face the consequences.

Well personally I'd recommend multi-polar RF treatment, but that's because I'm impatient ^^ Coffee-based and herbal massages and body wraps coupled with exercise do work over time however.

I [censored] me pants.

Wouldn't have to [censored] for that bro.. :hubbahubba:

I'd go to the nearest city, sneak into an upper-class home and rob them blind, fence the stolen goods then head to Ye Olde Plastic Surgeon and use the gold to buy myself a pretty pair of elven ears

I would have a fishy stick

I die? Oh yes, that's the most probable situation.

I'd have to become a merchant there to survive, if i'd end up in a fight I'd die rather quickly. Repairing stuff takes skill and my blacksmithing skill is 0. Alchemy needs a lot of getting used to. So I'd have to start of by making friend and taking turns in the shop for a few coins a day and a warm meal once a day+ a bed to sleep it. Then onwards to adventure I go, but very slowly.

Figure out how the hell I get this armor/leggings combination on.

make some new friends.its skyrim remember?

but thats a nightmare
this is fantacy you know
we use it to be what we are not in real life.

As I am now, find the nearest village. Swipe some armor and a sword. Get to the business of things. Would ask how to get to college of winterhold have to learn how to wield magic.

Die.

Probably horribly.


Your average modern-day suburb-dweller wouldn't last a week.

LOL, same here. I would ......

1- Find a sword or bow to defend myself if attacked - In real life I'm an amateur archer and I do alot of medieval reenactments with blunt period swords.

2- Find cloths and armor to protect myself if attacked (and not be naked)- I don't want the armor to chafe :wink_smile:

3- Find a settlement and settle down at the tavern to take it all in and speak to people

4- Find work so I can make money for food and a bed

5- Live my new life out in Skyrim by taking it Day by Day

Cry and freeze to death.

Open console. input TGM and stop freaking out. then find a job. get some armor and a weapon. learn some magicka and go burn a dragon to the ground.