One Day You Wake Up In Skyrim As Yourself!

Post » Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:42 am

1. Acquire pants.
2. Search for werewolves
3. ???
4. Death!
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Ashley Campos
 
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Post » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:20 am

That would be awesome.
Just need to think of an enchantment for the pajamas. Maybe frost resistance.
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Emily abigail Villarreal
 
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Post » Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:01 pm

Look for my mouse / controller. If its gone realize I'm screwed.

Storm
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Brιonα Renae
 
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Post » Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:20 pm

1. Get to a town
2. Find supplies
3. Move into isolated cave in the mountains
4. Give out quests for anyone who finds me
5. Pray that I'm an essential npc
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Avril Louise
 
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Post » Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:21 am

After freaking out and being confused, I would check into a library, look up as much lore as I could, and discover which deity I need to contact to find out how to get me back to my own realm.
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FoReVeR_Me_N
 
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Post » Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:45 pm

Hmm... that's a very good question.

I already -look- the part of a fat, wealthy merchant. I suppose I'd just have to kill one passing through and take his clothes and goods. After all, I sleep in my clothes... so something tells me that showing up in a pair of jeans and a shirt that says "G- F-ck Y--rs-lf... Wanna Buy a Vowel?" wouldn't go over too well with the locals. Besides, I always play a merchant-y sort of character, and here in the real world, I'm going into business.

So that should probably work out better for me. At least better than most other things.
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Trevor Bostwick
 
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Post » Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:06 pm

After freaking out and being confused, I would check into a library, look up as much lore as I could, and discover which deity I need to contact to find out how to get me back to my own realm.

You will be given a quest to seek out the Ruby Boots of Teleportation. Your own realm is just 3 clicks away.
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Kate Norris
 
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Post » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:24 am

Find some clothes
Look for a village and be scared as [censored] in the way
Become closer to the village leader
Travel to a larger city and offer my services as councillor to some random jarl
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Eric Hayes
 
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Post » Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:01 am

Kill everything with disease.
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Baylea Isaacs
 
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Post » Sun Oct 02, 2011 6:17 pm

http://inception.davepedu.com/


find a computer to play " Real Life "
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Chris Jones
 
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Post » Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:35 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeMmetWBcPM&feature=related
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LuCY sCoTT
 
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Post » Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:27 pm

1- go to nearest town
2- Try to find the nearest lumberjack to get some wood.
3- Sharpen the wooden stick to turn it into a spear
4- Due to the innovation & rarity of said awesome weapon in skyrim, i'd keep crafting & selling em.
5- Buy the biggest house around.
6- Employ evryone in town to work as a emsembly line to craft spears.
7- Create a clothing line for the ladies, featuring g-strings
8- Mass brewing/production of skooma-cola
9- Get rich and spend the rest of my days surrounded by female bodyguards & maids while conquering the world... muahaha



I dig your thoughts here my man. We can become partners as I use wood from the neighboring village to make crossbows.
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Hairul Hafis
 
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Post » Sun Oct 02, 2011 9:39 pm

Find a town and probarly beg until i have enough gold or ill join the fighters guild and earn my way to glory! even tough im fourteen...IN MY UNDERWEAR
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Rebecca Clare Smith
 
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Post » Sun Oct 02, 2011 9:59 pm

It depends on where I spawn in at :P
If im in the wilderness, I'll fast travel to the nearest town, get a job (or attempt stealing a few coins) and get some new clothes. Or beg for clothes. I dont sleep with a shirt, so it could get a bit chilly in Skyrim...

Once I had a decent grip of the world (place to sleep, a bit of money... something that kind of resembles stability..) I would try my best to find somebody who could teach me some cheap spells. No matter what they are, it would be cool :)

So I guess in short, I would start small and try to build everything up. Assuming I'm not Dovakhin, then I would do my best to avoid dragons. If I had the resources I would make a hideout underground, with a metal trap door that is camouflaged, and a decent amount of food and water. Then I would just live out my life learning magic. I would probably try to find a group of adventurers and go adventuring for loot. Nothing too amazing... (grave robbing)... because I doubt I have saved games :P and im not planning to die.

edit: oh and I would focus a lot of my magic training on Resist Fire spells... For obvious reasons that would help keep one alive :)
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Post » Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:05 pm

:wink_smile: funny image.


i''d head for the nearest bed and continue sleeping into OBLIVION :wink_smile:
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CHARLODDE
 
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Post » Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:15 am

Hightail it for someplace safe, and hope I make it.
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Rodney C
 
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Post » Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:44 pm

Head to the College of Winterhold and train up on enchanting until I can get me some 100% chameleon going on.
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Tyler F
 
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Post » Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:55 pm

Well since my PJs are platemail armor,I'd be okay.
Heres what would happen:
1.Make my way to Cyrodil and go to the imperial city.
2.Begin recruiting and training those who want to reform the Empire.
3.'Aquire' Fronts to earn funds.
4.Eliminate the Mede line and current Elder council.
5.Install an associate on the throne.
6.Replace the Elder council with "The Black Hand".
7.Begin massive changes. Bolster the Legion with fresh troops and equipment.
8.Crush the rebellion in Skyrim.
9.Bring Elswyer and Black marsh Back in line.
10.Invade and conquer valenwood.
11.Destroy the Aldmeri dominion.
12.Bring all of tamriel under a strong Banner.
13.Prepare for invaison of akavir.
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Stephanie Valentine
 
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Post » Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:52 am

Sell my solar powered watch to some rich guy and live off the proceeds.
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Gemma Archer
 
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Post » Sun Oct 02, 2011 9:32 pm

Flip a [censored] when I realized how much I was going to miss my friends and family, come to my senses, join the College of Winterhold, and there I'd study to try to figure out a way to get back here.
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Elea Rossi
 
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Post » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:33 am

I'm too old for it now, but the 20 year old version of me would have loved it.

I'd practice with sword/shield long enough to survive, and if I did, move into magic.
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Jordyn Youngman
 
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Post » Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:42 am

Take over everything because "I am a user" :dance:
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Yung Prince
 
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Post » Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:29 am

Go to the bathroom(morning ritual and all) and try to remember what the hell I drank last night, wondering how the hell I ended up in the middle of a renaissance fair.
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Siobhan Thompson
 
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Post » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:24 am

Praise the engineer who finally created the Star Trek holo-deck!
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Kristian Perez
 
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Post » Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:48 pm

Realize that my chances for survival probably aren't so great since a lot of women who gave birth in medieval times didn't make it. But barring that, I'm sure the people of Riverwood would take in a poor, lost, pregnant woman... I hope.

I'm pregnant too so hopefully I make it to a town and find a job. Maybe a husband and I can live my life as peaceful as possible. I definitely know I'm not going to be fighting anybody.
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