I'm hoping to go three straight days without fresh air or sunlight.
Stock up on ingredients for all my toaster-oven specialties, lot of cheese-melties and mini-pizzas.
Plenty of beer, ammunition for my bong, and yeah, are couch-sores a thing? Like bed-sores, but from a couch?
Maybe if I alternate which butt-cheek I'm sitting on every 6 hours ...
Only problem is, I'm a volunteer firefighter, so I'm hoping nothing burns down in late October. I might just let it burn.
That's what home-owners insurance is for.
I agree with vicrattlehead24, this is pure poetry.
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