Know what's delicious? This works best if playing as a woman. You can marry Sylgia in Shor's Stone, have her mother, Annekke Crag-Jumper, become your follower. So you can stromp around Skyrim with your mother-in-law. I wonder if she knows her daughter is into ladies. That might make things awkward on long journeys.
But it gets better. You can then make Annekke your steward with Hearthfire and move both her and her daughter, who's your wife, into what is basically a mansion. Maybe mod in a three-person bed, if you know what I mean or just roleplay it. And all the while Annekke's husband is still hitting rocks in Darkwater Cross, not realising the full extent of his cuckolding.
Ahh, it's the evils of love that hurt the most, but bring the most joy to sinister people.