Mehhh.... teeth are to small xD. Bigger teeth = better bite.

She doesn't look like she takes 'no', or even 'maybe' for an answer

King......


Women like this.....frequent only the most expensive emporia......walk two Death hounds on leads......saddle up a servant for a canter around the paddock and remain respectable by having the vicar around for tea and cucumber sandwiches.


Oh... God... I can't wait

Mehh... I prefer my women (Orcs) draqed sparingly in animal skins, VERY hairy, wearing bone jewellery, gruff in nature, being a woman you can't say no to, with big teeth and lush green skin xD

You really do have a thing for the big teeth don't you......well mate I hope your jabs are up to date . Personally...for me....yeah...not keen on hair in the er' wrong places. Not sure about lush green skin either.....but hey.....personal preference.


Adella only visits Skyrim to game.....her hair (all over) is managed by an expensive salon. Her jewellery is definitely not bone.

Ummm yeah.....

Teeth: Better kissing and, well, you know...

Hair: Sign of savagery, wildness, maturity, and other stuff

Lush green skin: It's what makes Orc's = Orcs

Bone jewellery: Savageness and wildness

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And yes, my jabs are up to date xD

There is a rationale behind Adella. She is the further development of the persona of Ulda....similar to Ulda, but enhanced in every facet of her character. Now....Ulda was more refined than your average Nord....she enjoyed caviar, Surillie wines of an early vintage and an occasional fine cigar imported from Cyrodiil. Ulda had expensive tastes and a haughty attitude to match. Adella is very likely to demand no less of anything than Ulda. She is going to be magnificent and a real handful.....I'm in for a rough ride

So, i'm confused. How did this go from being an epic battle between the mights of Orcs and Nords. To suddenly being an epic debate about which race people find the most attractive?

Also, I don't really like either race, but if there was one race that I would find the most attractive. Then that would have to be the High Elves.

Well we did all talk out the who would win scenario quite thoroughly......as I am sure you will have seen......there's only so much that can be said I guess so then as with all threads we all digress into talking about things we like. Ya see nobody actually draws a line under it and says ok topic is discussed to death and finished let's lock it off. So we kinda wander into pleasant chit chat. It's a bit like after a business meeting in a hotel, when the main subject is finished everyone gets up, and goes to the bar then stands around in groups socialising and relaxing.


Of course if you were hoping for a graphic blood and guts story style description of the "epic" battle you envisioned you should have said so ......I'm sure we could come up with something suitably magnificent in scale and grandure

This sounds like one hell of an orgy.

Answer: Everyone wins.

Orcs

Well...

Anywho, it depends on the training and talent on the individuals on both sides.

Orcs will bow down before the Dwemer and serve as their new slaves.

"Wait did I say that out loud?"

"Oh God!, Please don't kill me!"

You better run. Now. xD

Wait what I meant was...

"Would you like to come over for dinner?"

We'll serve you the best dishes that our chefs can make.

(Talking to other Dwemer)

"What do you mean were out of those mushrooms that make people go blind."

"Uh Oh!"

What I want to know is...

How do you orcs manage to drink milk with those big teeth sticking out?

Oh, it's simple. Straws made from straw.

Hah! I knew you were a bunch of milk drinkers!

I am a milk-drinker, but you say that to an other Orc (like my wife) and you would die. xD

Milk gives us healthy and strong bones, Glargg.

Yep, milk does a body good.

Nords don't drink milk, so their bones are easier to break!!!

it depends.. while Orc's, Nords, and Redguards are all extremely capable warriors, they are so in different ways.. Orcs are more of heavy Shocktroops so to speak (for lack of a better term anyways), they charge in relying partially on their physical strength and the fear they impose.. Redguards seem to be a bit more refined in their combat techniques than alot of the other races.. and Nords would be sort of a middle ground between the two i guess?




granted, this is going mostly by racial stereotypes i have to admit.. nothings stopping an Orc or Nord from being a physically weak asocial bookworm if thats the way they were raised.. gotta remember, not every citizen of Tamriel fits into their racial stereotypes.. we've seen an Orc bookstore owner and Redguard mages after all..

I'm an Orc bookworm xD