Ordinators : III - Morrowind

» Thu May 03, 2012 12:49 am

Nonsense, Khajiit may read well. Khajiit simply can not spell.

» Thu May 03, 2012 5:55 am

Nonsense, Khajiit may read well. Khajiit simply can not spell.

Read? Maybe. Then again I have more important things to do than listen to a cat try and sound out the words syllable by syllable.

» Thu May 03, 2012 3:38 am

J'rahzir does not think the syllables must be fret over for Khajiit names are difficult alone. It teaches the Khajiit to bend and twist a tongue most gently, slyly, and effortlessly. The worst of Khajiit may talk sense into the best of Imperial.

» Thu May 03, 2012 7:28 am

J'rahzir does not think the syllables must be fret over for Khajiit names are difficult alone. It teaches the Khajiit to bend and twist a tongue most gently, slyly, and effortlessly. The worst of Khajiit may talk sense into the best of Imperial.

And yet the best of Imperials are less than the worst of the Bosmer, which are on a level with Khajiit, the best of which are worst than the Altmer, the best of which are worse than the worst of the Dunmer.

» Thu May 03, 2012 12:59 am

And yet the best of Imperials are less than the worst of the Bosmer, which are on a level with Khajiit, the best of which are worst than the Altmer, the best of which are worse than the worst of the Dunmer.

Curses, Dunmer! One would be wise to avoid such a comparison. Those monkeys are nothing compared to the Khajiit!

» Wed May 02, 2012 11:50 pm

Curses, Dunmer! One would be wise to avoid such a comparison. Those monkeys are nothing compared to the Khajiit!

The Impa are vastly superior in intellect to the Khajiit. In fact, they are the only intelligent beast "race".

» Thu May 03, 2012 5:05 am

The Impa are vastly superior in intellect to the Khajiit. In fact, they are the only intelligent beast "race".

Khajiit was referring to the Bosmer.

» Thu May 03, 2012 3:01 am

At least the Bosmer are decent warriors. I cannot say the same about the cats.

» Wed May 02, 2012 9:55 pm

...what Bosmer does Dunmer refer too? Bosmer are less than mewling children, defeated by the Aliq.

» Wed May 02, 2012 10:54 pm

I quote: "One of the surviving Bosmer told me that he saw a few ordinary cats among the Dagi and even claimed that these ordinary cats are known as 'Alfiq' and that they were the spellcasters, but Bosmer are almost as unreliable as the Khajiit when it comes to the truth, and I cannot believe that a housecat can cast spells."

» Thu May 03, 2012 7:55 am

I quote: "One of the surviving Bosmer told me that he saw a few ordinary cats among the Dagi and even claimed that these ordinary cats are known as 'Alfiq' and that they were the spellcasters, but Bosmer are almost as unreliable as the Khajiit when it comes to the truth, and I cannot believe that a housecat can cast spells."

The smaller the Khajiit, the larger the Khajiit's spell. Fear the Alfiq for they are more powerful than any Telvanni.

» Thu May 03, 2012 12:57 am

A cat? Maybe the occasional human, every 1000 years or so. But a cat? Never.

» Wed May 02, 2012 8:58 pm

To underestimate the Alfiq is to dine as a Bosmer. Most unwise indeed.

» Thu May 03, 2012 4:28 am

Dine as a Bosmer? No thank you. I prefer my Roasted Hound meat over Saltrice.

» Thu May 03, 2012 2:14 am

Dine as a Bosmer? No thank you. I prefer my Roasted Hound meat over Saltrice.

Then one does not wish to underestimate the Alfiq? J'rahzir has once. Never again for Alfiq have the shortest of legs, the shortest of tails, and the shortest of tempers.

» Thu May 03, 2012 11:21 am

Then one does not wish to underestimate the Alfiq? J'rahzir has once. Never again for Alfiq have the shortest of legs, the shortest of tails, and the shortest of tempers.

And smallest of brains, though to get smaller than the average Khajiit takes extreme effort.

» Thu May 03, 2012 3:02 am

Khajiit has learned much from the Dunmer, despite what J'rahzir will say. The finest of concubines speak of the Dunmer mentioning the best things come in the smallest of packages. The Alfiq may be one of these packages.

» Thu May 03, 2012 12:38 am

Of course, we refer to tongues. The smallest tongue speaks the least, a trait to be welcomed in a cat.

» Wed May 02, 2012 8:10 pm

Of course, we refer to tongues. The smallest tongue speaks the least, a trait to be welcomed in a cat.

Well, even better for the Dunmer! Alfiq do not speak so much. One may enjoy the Alfiq rather well.

» Wed May 02, 2012 9:33 pm

I do enjoy the Alfiq. Their fur is quite prized, particularly in Tel Bramora.

» Thu May 03, 2012 5:15 am

I do enjoy the Alfiq. Their fur is quite prized, particularly in Tel Bramora.

If one has the fur of Alfiq then one may have harmed an innocent house cat. No Khajiit.

» Thu May 03, 2012 4:21 am

Housecat, Khajiit. Both have fur and share the same amount of intelligence. What is the practical difference?

» Thu May 03, 2012 1:37 am

Housecat, Khajiit. Both have fur and share the same amount of intelligence. What is the practical difference?

Housecats do not incinerate one's face off.

» Thu May 03, 2012 8:03 am

Housecats do not incinerate one's face off.

Neither do Khajiit.

» Thu May 03, 2012 5:57 am

Alfiq do.