Ordinators : III

» Wed May 02, 2012 7:48 pm

They talk the talk but when it comes down to it these guys are svckers for a kind word or a well-timed compliment.
Come here ya big lug!

» Wed May 02, 2012 9:39 pm

Fine sentiments, Thomas, but I doubt their sincerity.

» Wed May 02, 2012 11:00 pm

Doubting, Thomas?
No really, they're pvssycats after a bit of lip-service. I think they just want to be loved.

» Thu May 03, 2012 3:49 am

Doubting, Thomas?
No really, they're pvssycats after a bit of lip-service. I think they just want to be loved.

J'rahzir is not amused with such comparisons. It would be wise for this one to use different words for oppressive Elf types.

» Wed May 02, 2012 8:40 pm

Funny, but they always seem to treat my Imperial with the utmost respect....."How can I help you, citizen?"

My previous Argonian character, on the other hand, they tended to view with more than a bit of disdain, as if he was some sneaking Kajiit looking to steal anything that wasn't nailed down.

» Thu May 03, 2012 4:02 am

I love Ordinators, always have. I think all Morrowind players remember the first time an Ordinator called you scum. Or taunted you about not making this official. In a land that is filled with people who despise outlanders, they really do stand above the rest and leave an immediate impression on you.

» Wed May 02, 2012 9:01 pm

I usually don't mind them, unless they call me mean names like "scum" or whatever. Then I'll put on some Indoril armor and show them who's boss. Silent Ordinators or Ordinators with nice things to say are spared. Jerks are not. Of course, this changes a bit after finishing the MQ.

» Thu May 03, 2012 3:14 am

Normal Ordinators I have nothing against. High Ordinators, on the other hand, are stuck up pricks who think they are special.

» Thu May 03, 2012 6:48 am

J'rahzir is not amused with such comparisons. It would be wise for this one to use different words for oppressive Elf types.

Aplogies J'rahzir if I offended you, this what not my intention :blush:

» Wed May 02, 2012 11:09 pm

Aplogies J'rahzir if I offended you, this what not my intention :blush:

This Khajiit wishes not to hold a grudge over such little words. He will forgive the Thomas and hope he remembers the Dunmer do not treat the Khajiit well.

» Wed May 02, 2012 11:16 pm

This Khajiit wishes not to hold a grudge over such little words. He will forgive the Thomas and hope he remembers the Dunmer do not treat the Khajiit well.

The Dunmer do not treat the cats well because they do not deserve to be treated well.

» Thu May 03, 2012 1:24 am

Khajiit has often loathed when Dunmer has thrown such heavy shoes at him.

» Thu May 03, 2012 3:24 am

If the cats were better slaves, they would not be beaten as often.

» Thu May 03, 2012 2:37 am

Khajiit wishes only to serenade the Dunmer with song...

» Wed May 02, 2012 7:13 pm

Cats singing is a sound I equate with cats dying. Unfortunately at my estate they both have to happen with great frequency.

» Wed May 02, 2012 8:25 pm

Blasphemy. One may insult Khajiit, but to insult ancient Khajiit love song?! Truly blasphemy in the eyes of J'rahzir!

» Thu May 03, 2012 1:32 am

Blasphemy. One may insult Khajiit, but to insult ancient Khajiit love song?! Truly blasphemy in the eyes of J'rahzir!

In the eyes of a cat? Has society stooped so low as to value their opinion?

» Thu May 03, 2012 5:40 am

It is Morrowind.

» Thu May 03, 2012 10:21 am

Maybe in places like Balmora or Ald-ruhn, but in Tel Uvrith we know our place as the best, most intelligent, and strongest race there is, and beasts are left where they should be: in the field.

» Wed May 02, 2012 7:23 pm

Maybe in places like Balmora or Ald-ruhn, but in Tel Uvrith we know our place as the best, most intelligent, and strongest race there is, and beasts are left where they should be: in the field.

But the Telvanni live many generations, yes? Are not all senile yet? If one does not speak as if skooma has been praised and used at such an age without such things, then it is only a trap for later.

» Wed May 02, 2012 8:38 pm

But the Telvanni live many generations, yes? Are not all senile yet? If one does not speak as if skooma has been praised and used at such an age without such things, then it is only a trap for later.

Skooma is a useless substance, which only has use as a catnip. And Telvanni are blessed by the Three not to have any senility, unlike the Khajiit which are born with it.

» Thu May 03, 2012 10:47 am

Skooma is a useless substance, which only has use as a catnip. And Telvanni are blessed by the Three not to have any senility, unlike the Khajiit which are born with it.

If all Khajiit were born with skooma, then Khajiit would not need to steal from Telvanni to feed the habit.

» Thu May 03, 2012 1:07 am

A habit which impairs judgement, which leads to a Khajiit being so foolish as to think he could steal from a Telvanni lord, which ends up with the cat dead, which results in a new fur coat for the lord. And all Khajiit are born with senility, not skooma.

» Thu May 03, 2012 4:59 am

A habit which impairs judgement, which leads to a Khajiit being so foolish as to think he could steal from a Telvanni lord, which ends up with the cat dead, which results in a new fur coat for the lord. And all Khajiit are born with senility, not skooma.

Ah, now the Dunmer's words have gotten circular. The Khajiit can not steal from the Dunmer for the Dunmer is Telvanni, yet the Telvanni cannot see the Khajiit unless Telvanni uses a spell, but the spell can not be cast without paranoia, and paranoia has driven through denile of the senile, which ma be compared to the Skooma for which leads Khajiit to steal from Telcanni, and the circle begins again. Contradictions speak the truth, no?

» Thu May 03, 2012 7:00 am

Contradictions are caused by the skooma. Remove the skooma from the equation and it all makes sense. Also, may I recommend Confessions of a Skooma Eater? Oh wait, cats can't read.