I have better things to do than watch beauty contests.
The plural of pagent is pagents.
Poor apostrophe, sadly misused. It's for parts of speech known as contractions, and showing possesion.
Weird, I always thought it was 'page
ants'.
I can see pageants working in that sense, to save your kid money for school. I'd only do it if my daughter wanted to, though, and I'd make sure she didn't go her whole life thinking she'll get paid for her looks.
But meh, it's not all that surprising for girls to play games anymore. Games are reaching a wider audience every day. But the world goes through different periods. First you had girls bragging about playing football and trying to get on the team, then you had girls bragging about skateboarding or surfing, then girls playing guitar, and now it's games.