Painted cows and guild halls made of Ysgramor's boat (Skyrim : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:33 pm

That's an awesome story.
:tes:

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:33 am

Well, in the end I stood there, the painted cow standing next to me, http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/Hand_of_Sotha/The%20Attic/AQuestioningLook.jpg, and I was that close to adopting it. *wry smile*

That picture is great.

My farmer's painted cow wandered off somewhere, not sure what ever became of him.

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:03 pm

Painted... cows?

*Head explodes*

So MK's insane writings really ARE.

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:38 pm

It's a damn shame the Civil War mission to befriend a giant by bringing him a painted cow didn't survive... but at least the painted cow got into the game.

WUTT DAFUQ ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:31 am

Oh and I found painted cows a long ass time ago. Originally i thought they were kinda like mini-livestock to the giants but then I found a farmer going to sacrifice it to the giants.

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:17 am

Oh and I found painted cows a long ass time ago. Originally i thought they were kinda like mini-livestock to the giants but then I found a farmer going to sacrifice it to the giants.

Yes, if you are lucky enough to witness the event

Spoiler

The farmer goes to deliver the sacrifice, the giants accept the cow, and then smash the farmer into the ground

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:19 am

Yes, if you are lucky enough to witness the event

Spoiler

The farmer goes to deliver the sacrifice, the giants accept the cow, and then smash the farmer into the ground

But they don't steal his livestock. :goodjob:

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:18 am

But they don't steal his livestock. :goodjob:

Spoiler

They behave exactly like giants as I would expect them.
Odd.
Thank you for the cow. Now go away. : smash: