I got a patch just seconds ago, but I don't know if it really does anything.

I got a patch just seconds ago, but I don't know if it really does anything.

Lies, unless you just got the game and received the 1st patch.

what size patch?

troll!

no patch available in central europe.

yeah, there's no patch


no new one at least

Maybe we need to please them. OH GREAT LORDS OF THE CRYTEK ACCEPT MY OFFERING OF 1000 KITTENS TO BE SLAUGHTERED IN YOUR HONOUR. MAY THE PATCH COME TO UTH WITH THIS OFFERING. SHOULD THIS FAIL I SERVE YOU MY HEAD ON A PLATE AND MY STILL BEATING HEART TO YOUR HAND. BLESS US OH GREAT CRYTEK


THE CRY-GODS REJECT THY OFFERINGS.

A POX ON MULTIPLATFORM GAMING.

THE CURSE OF A THOUSAND MIGRATIONS UPON THEE.

MAY YOUR KIN SUFFER ETERNAL RETRIEVING SESSION DETAILS.

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if this patch ever comes out it better be the best **** patch in the history of patches!!!!!!!!



or at least fix the grain filter glitch in SP

Well it is the afore mentioned "tomorrow" where is the patch?
go ask your cry-"boyfriend" (just using your language), you were so fond of that you resorted to insulting everybody who posted something like this (quote above), only a week ago.

You stilll cant let that go?

Look I know your type dude, you argue for the sake of it but really get the hell out and get some fresh air.

No my thread was offering explanations as to why there has been so many, I insulted the people who make thread after thread about the same problems rather than collective combining their effort into one thread.

Its a shame your reading skills are not up to par and instead you focused on the negatives of what I said ASSUMING that im somehow talking about you which I was not because CLEARLY you dont make strings of useless threads.

And your blatant ignorance is what annoyed me into throwing abuse even though im not normally like that but what can I say, people acting like idiots frustrate me. Now how about you stay on topic or are you going to go and try and dedicate another thread to me?

Can we possibly stop blaming one another for our collective ignorance? Crytek won't confirm or deny squat at this point.....

If we must, let us direct our frustrations back to making vague witicisms about just how unfinished the MP aspect of the game is...........

I'll start....

Disatisfaction.

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Fact - most health issues are a direct result of stress
fact 2 - complaining causes a tremendous amount of internal stress.

Stop complaining and increase your life span.

Fact - most health issues are a direct result of stress
fact 2 - complaining causes a tremendous amount of internal stress.

Stop complaining and increase your life span.


I'll complain all I want and die relaxed having vented my frustration......

You keep the extra 5 years to you gain to your life being patient and polite all the time....

I'll be dead and beyond caring at that point having long had articulated my disappointment....


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I got another 3mb patch, but it didnt do ****, and no i didnt just get the game. I even put the disk in my xbox yesterday and nothing happened. Well who knows. Crytek is complete ****.

Well and where is this patch!!!!!!!!!!

there is no patch

...just whispers in the wind

Maybe we need to please them. OH GREAT LORDS OF THE CRYTEK ACCEPT MY OFFERING OF 1000 KITTENS TO BE SLAUGHTERED IN YOUR HONOUR. MAY THE PATCH COME TO UTH WITH THIS OFFERING. SHOULD THIS FAIL I SERVE YOU MY HEAD ON A PLATE AND MY STILL BEATING HEART TO YOUR HAND. BLESS US OH GREAT CRYTEK


THE CRY-GODS REJECT THY OFFERINGS.

A POX ON MULTIPLATFORM GAMING.

THE CURSE OF A THOUSAND MIGRATIONS UPON THEE.

MAY YOUR KIN SUFFER ETERNAL RETRIEVING SESSION DETAILS.

......Sarcasm Achieved with CryEngine3........................

Haha... both the funniest things I've seen on gamesas.

Fact - most health issues are a direct result of stress
fact 2 - complaining causes a tremendous amount of internal stress.

Stop complaining and increase your life span.


I'll complain all I want and die relaxed having vented my frustration......

You keep the extra 5 years to you gain to your life being patient and polite all the time....

I'll be dead and beyond caring at that point having long had articulated my disappointment....

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Yep! You'll have your say and in the end no one will care. In two months another game will come along and you will complain about that and the stress will once again increase leading to heart conditions and maybe worse and in the end all the things that you said will amount to nothing more than a mere blip on a long forgotten forum. It is quite a fun game and worthy of some spare moments to enjoy, but no game is worthy of this much time and effort on the part of various complainers. In the end, it is just a game - nothing more. But your life is worth much more whether you realize it or not.

I hate for my first post to be like this, but snoopy...

You are a hipocritical sack of dog ****. Albeit your trying to help people live longer by telling them not to complain, but now you are complaining because people could care less about your advice.


As for this game and this patch, chances are it will not happen until the first round of DLC is released, which by the way will not be free, I have no solid evidence just solid logic and it goes as this.

The crytek team ****ed us hard enough by making the MP game as absolutely horrible as it is, and letting the grain glitch get past the testing aspect of "The best looking game on console". Do you think they are going to come snuggle in your bed say im sorry and hand you four maps? No they are going to grab some lube, slather it onto ron jeremy, and have him creampie you. After which, they will ask for ten dollars and leave your abused half torn anus to rot on the floor.

I hate for my first post to be like this, but snoopy...

You are a hipocritical sack of dog ****. Albeit your trying to help people live longer by telling them not to complain, but now you are complaining because people could care less about your advice.


As for this game and this patch, chances are it will not happen until the first round of DLC is released, which by the way will not be free, I have no solid evidence just solid logic and it goes as this.

The crytek team ****ed us hard enough by making the MP game as absolutely horrible as it is, and letting the grain glitch get past the testing aspect of "The best looking game on console". Do you think they are going to come snuggle in your bed say im sorry and hand you four maps? No they are going to grab some lube, slather it onto ron jeremy, and have him creampie you. After which, they will ask for ten dollars and leave your abused half torn anus to rot on the floor.

Now THAT'S funny - thanks for the laugh!

I hate for my first post to be like this, but snoopy...

You are a hipocritical sack of dog ****. Albeit your trying to help people live longer by telling them not to complain, but now you are complaining because people could care less about your advice.


As for this game and this patch, chances are it will not happen until the first round of DLC is released, which by the way will not be free, I have no solid evidence just solid logic and it goes as this.

The crytek team ****ed us hard enough by making the MP game as absolutely horrible as it is, and letting the grain glitch get past the testing aspect of "The best looking game on console". Do you think they are going to come snuggle in your bed say im sorry and hand you four maps? No they are going to grab some lube, slather it onto ron jeremy, and have him creampie you. After which, they will ask for ten dollars and leave your abused half torn anus to rot on the floor.

epic first post mate....lol

Patch? Oh you mean like the first one where it did absolutely NOTHING? Good Job crytek on being the most retarded **** gaming company around. Take some notes from Treyarcha nd release patches that work. **** so stupid. I aint buying no DLC or none of that **** untilt his game is fixed, especially how lame ass Americans can change their Locale to Canada and end up being from Texas. Like literally **** OFF.

Hey! I'm from Texas(about as close as you can get to Mexico, the Rio Grande Valley) and I don't do stupid stuff like that. Why the hate? Anyway, clearly either the OP was full of it or the show he watched was full of it because there is no patch. Oh well, back to waiting. :/

Just popped back to the forum to see if there had been any developments... and unsurprisingly there haven't been any.

I was just thinking while reading through the last few pages of this thread (some particularly funny posts in there), if they couldn't fix the beta problems in the time they had before the release date, then what are the chances that they will have made any additional progress in the 4 weeks since? There are some serious issues they need to address, and I think it's going to take a lot longer than people would hope before any significant improvement is seen. I fear any forthcoming patch is going to bring nothing but disappointment.

The thought of them releasing DLC is flabbergasting. Surely a) it's too soon, and b) they wouldn't dare without at least attempting to appease the community first? They do seem to be going out of their way to antagonise the masses :s

The Achievement to play the game 6 months after first getting online was included because it will take 6 months to get the MP up to scratch.....


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I just watched another video of the mp gameplay on this and some things come to mind. First of all, how long do patches on other games normally take after release. It seems to me that this game is much more labor intensive than most games to patch due to the superior graphics, sound, etc. It doesn't seem unreasonable that it should take somewhat longer and in the end, I think we will have one heck of a great experience. Also, ms certification can take quite some time as they are quite thorough about these. Not taking up for Crytek, just saying it is quite a monumental task and should warrant a little patience.


amen brother!

The Achievement to play the game 6 months after first getting online was included because it will take 6 months to get the MP up to scratch.....


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Haha sorry but this was too funny...