So, who else loves this kind of stuff in games? Be it plain creepy, or sneaked into a game oriented for younger audience, I love it when I run into one of these.
From milder examples, like a scene in Ratchet and Clank where a pirate taunts the main character by telling him to do something if he's got the stones. His robot companion asks in confusion "I don't get it... what are stones? Do I have them?", to which the main character replies "I'll explain you later. Aaand no.", to very creepy ones like a grandpa in Pokemon Crystal who stares through a window of a house in which there are little girls, and if you talk to him he just says "hehehehe".
I'm not even getting into a man in Morrowind who has to sign you a document, but refuses to do it before you get naked and kiss him. According to my friend he enjoys it even more so if you are also male. Or an altmer slave with a leather mask.
Then there's Metal Gear Solid, and posters of asian models you can kiss, and at one point it's implied your character beats the junior at one. And there's one character in 3rd game that realizes you're an imposter by grabbing your nuts, and it turns out that the man you're pretending to be is that guy's lover, and in 4th game they implemented the ability to grab balls of guards you have on hold at gun point. I could go on here as MGS series as a whole has tons of weird crap like this.
Anyway, share your favourite moments!