Energy weapons draining your flexitude?
DO YOU THINK POOL CUES SHOULD STAY IN THE BILLIARD HALL???
Then lemme tell you somethin', Waster: YOU MIGHT HAVE WHAT IT TAKES!
Here at the Church of Macho, we believe that if a Deathclaw is staring daggers into your very soul, MAN UP AND KICK SAND IN ITS FACE!
As such, we also feel that having our sacred skill being called "unarmed" is downright blasphemous!
You see, those who truly follow the ways of the Macho know, that they are armed at all times. Guns need ammo, Energy weapons need batteries, Melee weapons need repairs. All the Macho needs is FISTS OF FURY AND SOMETHING WITH A FACE (or reasonable facsimile or substitute) TO APPLY SAID FISTS TO!!
So really, "Big Guns" is the only moniker my fists are willing to lower themselves to having.
Thank you, and may your wake be filled with the blood of your enemies.
Amen.