Why is there only one vote for Scamp? Why? WHY?

bliviongate:
It's a demon. It kills stuff, wrecks stuff, and leaves stinky messes. That's all they do. Wouldn't really work as a "pet". Imps, maybe. But not Scamps.
Nor would giant predatory insects/arachnids, dragons, elementals, undead, etc.
See where I'm going with this?
You could conjure one up though.