Phrases you'd like to appear in Skyrim : V - Skyrim

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:35 am

BY GRABTHAR'S HAMMER I SHALL AVENGE YOU!!!!

Good Lord, not a Galaxy Quest reference.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:31 pm

We're gonna need a bigger boat :whistling:

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:53 am

Step away from my house you FETCHER!!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:58 am

You N"wah

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:45 pm

Good Lord, not a Galaxy Quest reference.

lol yea "NEVER GIVE UP NEVER SURRENDER"

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:54 pm

To Be, or not to b- ya...no

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:43 pm

Its over 7000!

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:50 pm

Are troops are getting Shafted on the right flank!

Those enemy soldiers must be drinking Shasta!

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:35 pm

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!

From an Altmer. As an Easter egg.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:36 pm

Its over 7000!

Best post award.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:51 am

Ah, I see you have some moist sausages, wench. I happen to LOOOOVE moist sausages, I'm going to have to take them off your hands! *stabs wench in face, grabs sausage and runs*

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:41 am

Best post award.

Hehe, thanks!

So, you want to see my sword, huh?
Anymore whipped and I'd be butter.
I thought that was your face.

God, your ugly!
What is ugly?
It means you scare little children with your face!

His jokes are older than he is!

DBZ quotes are the best.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:03 am

Let me see your face!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:16 am

1st Nord singing to himself -

"In war we're tough and able
quite indefatigable
between our quests we sequin vests
and impersonate clark gable
it's a busy life in camelot
I have to push the pram a lot"

2nd Nord- "what's camelot?"

1st Nord- "Quite a silly place"

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:57 am

"STOP, You've violated the law, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, your stolen goods are now forfeit"- Psychic Guards
"Good people of the Imperial city, welcome to the Arena"- Arena announcer, scrap the Imperial City part, but keep the rest
"All hail the combatant from the blue team! Victor from the blue team, Leave the arena now and rest, You've Earned it!"- Arena Annnouncer, Just make an easter egg mentioning a blue team beating the yellow team, or have someone say "Leave {Insert place} and rest, you've earned it"
"Outlander"-Everyone in Morrowind, even Imperials

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:50 am

"How about mixing up some potions? You look like quite the alchemist."
:hubbahubba: :celebration: :yawn:

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:09 am

The cake is a lie.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:35 pm

HALT!

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:05 pm

The dragons are here? Then we are lost...

Is that skooma in your crackpipe or crack in your skoomapipe?

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:19 am

But your spear is HUGE it would take a long time to clean...

"By the Nine! Assault!"

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:15 pm

"Have you seen all the rats around here? Its making me crazy! First this guy decides he's gonna make a million, opens a fancy restaurant: Rats in a Cream Sauce, Rat Flambe, Rat Necrom with Bonemeal Gravy, Deep-Fried Rat, Lemon Rat and Wild Rice, Rat Ragu with Powdered Deer [censored]! Of course, when the guards found out, they ran his sorry butt out of town, but they left the rats. Rats! "

and

"I'll Kalicrak the Findoo. I will. You Terratet it! "

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:52 pm

The prey approaches *gets hit in the mace with a face*

lol :thumbsup:

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:30 am

Argh! He shot me in the pauldron with his crossbow and made me drop my spear!

LOL :laugh:

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:06 am

"Free cheese for EVERYONE!"
Of course it wouldn't show up since it was from Shivering Isles. But hell, that would make me laugh and bring back good memories

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:59 pm

IV FOUGHT MUD-CRABS MORE FIERCE THEN YOU!