I have a feeling that you and I are about to come.. VERY close.

“I will not talk to a total stranger like you, especially not one with your reputation.”
Common comment in the start of Daggerfall.

“Seen any elves” idiot comment from nords in Morrowind. Frequently their last world if the said it to me with nobody around, insulting elves is a bad idea then they are the majority of the population.

All of the Morrowind quotes Sphagne added, and all the mudcrab exclamations. Man they're hilarious.
I'd love to see the ol' insults come back in, such as N'wah and S'wit.

And of course my all-time favourite phrase is (as mentioned numerous times before in this topic): "I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"

:D

Stop right there criminal scum? Though on a slightly better note I really can't wait to see what maiq is going to say in this game.

i woke up this morning next to dragon then on second glance it was my wife

:homestar: Im not special, my helmet gives me powers :homestar:

"Head on."

"Just the way I like it. Bold and direct."

This is the land of the Nords we're talking about, after all.

Why would you want to perform an expression when you can just have a conversation? Farting is hardly appropriate.


Nothing like a dig at fable :ahhh:

"My name is Inigo Montoya .... you kilt my father.... prepare to die.... " :blink: J/K!!
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Imperial Guard: "Move along. Keep MOV...ing ... uh?! Oh, that's just a statue, em -- erm..." [Looks around embarressedly, ducks head down and walks away quickly]
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"These are NOT the hemorrhoids you're looking for ..." [] "These are not the hemorrhoids we are look--... wait, what's a hemorrhoid?! What, WHAT?!!!" J/K!
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Also: "In Nordic Skyrim, mead drinks you!"

"To Sovngaard" - Honorable Nord warrior in combat.

fork for big head!

Except it doesn't make sense because supposedly in Sovngarde the flagons of mead never empty.

Of course we all want to see the return of "Seen any elves?! Ha-ha-ha-ha"

Since there is a Dunmer city in eastern Skyrim I hope the guards there say (if they don't like you) "We're watching you... Scum."

"I'm a god! How can you kill a god?!"

Personal favorite is when in Morrowind, NPCs get a contemplative look and say "Hmm, should I step on the sweetroll, or give it to him and come back later?" :laugh:

And of course:
"Ah yes, we've been expecting you! You'll have to be recorded before you'll be officially released executed. There are a few ways we can do this and the choice. is. yours."
:D

edit: And of course, everything that Sphagne said. Damn, Morrowind was funny.

"Looks like someone's been dancing too close to the fire"

That phrase gives me an excuse to stab a Nord or two...Not that I need one.

"you tell me how that got in there"

MUDCRABS! nasty little buggers!
"Smoke me a kipper,i'll be back for breakfast" (ace rimmer,red dwarf ) haha!
"My father was a wierd guy....artifcial legs....real feet! :thumbsup:
Is it me ?,or can you smell dog [censored] ? (checks boots)
Is that a carrot in your pocket?..or are you just happy to see me?
You may want to experiment with pie's,try a variaty of pie's,but in the end,you know where you are with your old pie ( would make me chuckle ).
Who cut your hair.....those blind Moth Priests.
GREAT! (sigh),you wait for ages for a siltstrider to come.....and two go the other way! typical! (siltstrider=buses).
Is it me,or does that face on the moon look like Tod howard?
I've heard fighting a dragon is like pissing against the wind!....Don't bother!
Thats some nice gear.....Thanks...would you like to feel the shaft!?
KHAJIIT: Whats the matter....cat got your tongue!
NOT tonight...i have a headache! :sadvaultboy:
Nord and his pretty wife: Lets go for a swim love. (his wife points at the water) eewww,NO,someone left a floater in that pond,,hahahaha!...sorry!

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

Patrolling Windhelm almost makes you wish for another Oblivion crisis.

Nord come's out of the bathroom in the bar: I wouldn't go in there for a while lads if i were you!

HALT! HALT HALT! HAL-HAL-HALT! HALT!

"Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni!" - Runs-in-circles. I'd love an easter egg for that one, I laughed so hard the first time.

"I used to be a dog. I got better. Not a better dog though, I'm a terrible dog now." - Sheogorath worshipper.

And lets not forget the most awesome: "Dear Brother/Sister. I do not spread rumors. I create them."

Indeed; if there is only one line that returns, this should be it.

You sir, you are a genius!!!

I'm hoping for another sweetroll reference in the beginning of skyrim actually, both morrowind and fallout 3 had that.

Yet Oblivion didn't, even more evidence to support that Morrowind is obviously superior

I support the return of the Sweetroll, and anyone who stands between it and me will have a blade occupying the same space as their face.