Phrases you'd like to appear in Skyrim : V - Skyrim

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:19 am

Nord come's out of the bathroom in the bar: I wouldn't go in there for a while lads if i were you!

Talking 'bout bathrooms...I've never seen any in a Elder scrolls game!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:06 am

stop, you have violated the law!!!!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:09 am

May the wind be on your back!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:48 am

Argh! He shot me in the pauldron with his crossbow and made me drop my spear!

...this is just brilliant!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:40 am

"where have all the spears gone?"

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:04 pm

CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES! HEAR DA LAMENTATIONS OF DER WOMEN!!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:19 am

"We're watching you, Scum."

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:25 pm

you like to dance close to the fire

seen any elves

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:19 pm

CHEESE! FOR EVERYONE! :hubbahubba:

Haha, this one.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:21 am

By Azura, by Azura, by Azura!

this and

STOP! Its hammertime

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:48 am

"Psst, over here"

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:21 am

Ancient undead knight in black armor: None shall pass!
You: What?
Ancient undead knight in black armor: None shall pass!
You: I have no quarrel with you good sir knight, but I must cross this bridge...
Ancient undead knight in black armor: Then you shall die...

;)

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:57 am

"WHERE ARE YOU?!"

"...here."

For a Dark Brotherhood mission with a companion perhaps?

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:36 am

Argonian: "Seen any Dunmer? Ha! Ha! Ha!"

"It's only a flesh wound!"

And my favorite, "And suddenly, there I was, alone, naked.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:16 am

N'wah!

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:16 pm

Ancient undead knight in black armor: None shall pass!
You: What?
Ancient undead knight in black armor: None shall pass!
You: I have no quarrel with you good sir knight, but I must cross this bridge...
Ancient undead knight in black armor: Then you shall die...

;)

:lmao:

And while he dies he screams: "T'is but a scratch!"

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:54 pm

You must gather your party before venturing forth

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:30 am

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:02 am

BY GRABTHAR'S HAMMER I SHALL AVENGE YOU!!!!

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:49 pm

Argh! He shot me in the pauldron with his crossbow and made me drop my spear!

Bingo, on the dot.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:50 am

Plenty of time my dear, plenty of time!

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:23 pm

Old PnP'ers would get this, but a wall of text describing the room that you've just entered, and it ends with "the door to this room is locked"

Or how about:
Go for the eyes!
or
Feeling lucky, N'wah?
or
Care to peruse my wares?

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:08 am

Random NPC: I saw a mudcr-
Guard: Stop! You've violated the law!

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:02 pm

In Sovngaard is no beer, that's why we drink it here.

If that sort of rhymes. And the lore name for Nord heaven is correct.

*faint*
I thought I was the only one on here who knew that tune!
:foodndrink: to ya!

break-----

How about:
Are you gonna throw rocks at me? huh? huh? How about NOW? Now are you gonna throw rocks at me?

or

You point; I punch!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:25 am

My i have more Oblivion in my Skyrim, its getting cold.