And lo, the skies did part, and a Spotted Owl did descend.
"Hark!" he cried. "I have heard thine plea, and bestow upon thee a great gift, which, had thoust had forethought, would have seen pinned at the top of this very forum.
"For unto thee I give http://www.gamesas.com/bgsforums/index.php?showtopic=479044&st=0&p=6877868entry6877868. Read it well, forumer, and heed its content."
Okay, so Freddo doesn't speak like that, but, yeah, there's your answer in that there link.