Police arrest owl for public drunkenness : Othor Games

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:27 pm

German police have arrested an owl for public drunkenness. Police say they will release the bird once it sobers up, and no charges will be pressed at this time.

http://bit.ly/fmbVoB

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:23 am

Tsk, Jareth, you really should know better than to drink and fly.

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:31 am

In related news, the owl is pressing charges against the Berlin Metropolitan Police Department for failing to provide it with proper legal counsel.

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:30 pm

Drat. I was hoping that this would be the case Sal the cat was called in for. I doubt the owl and its defense would have been taken very seriously though. It would've been a kangaroo court.

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:00 am

You mean this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1347894/Cat-ordered-jury-service-Boston-Court-rules-attend.html

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:18 am

Maybe this is what Sal wanted. He wanted the bird brought to him. He's here to finish the job... dun dun dunnnn....

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:23 am

No charges? No wonder I see drunk owls in the street all the time, the police always let them go to easy so they never learn...

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:14 pm

Send him to Owlcaholics anonymous.....harhar, the funny story.

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:31 am

Well this story has just been a hoot, but I must get back to work. Muahahahaha

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:31 pm

That's what you get for staying out all night: nicked for being drunk and disowlderly. :spotted owl: :foodndrink:

Spoiler

Yeah, it was a stretch, I know... But whoo gives a hoot?

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:13 pm

Drat. I was hoping that this would be the case Sal the cat was called in for. I doubt the owl and its defense would have been taken very seriously though. It would've been a kangaroo court.

'Point of order! A juror is eating the defendant!'

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:57 am

Uh oh, looks like Freddo's off the wagon again.

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:41 am

Not helping the steryotypes of Germany if even the animals are getting drunk.

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:43 am

Hoo says the cops didn't plant the owlcohol there?

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:23 am

Did he get kick in the head?

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:18 pm

edit: sorry double post.

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:49 pm

Send him to Owlcaholics anonymous.....harhar, the funny story.

This was cute enough to make me choke on the orange roll I'm currently eating.

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:14 am

Send him to Owlcaholics anonymous.....harhar, the funny story.

I think I love you after that pun.

:D:D

Awesome story, it's nearly as good as the Squirrel assassin, also from Germany.
:toughninja:

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:31 pm

Uh oh, looks like Freddo's off the wagon again.

And on an international bender!

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:39 am

Send him to Owlcaholics anonymous.....harhar, the funny story.

Oh hai :wave:

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:17 am

Send him to Owlcaholics anonymous.....harhar, the funny story.

Well this story has just been a hoot, but I must get back to work. Muahahahaha

That's what you get for staying out all night: nicked for being drunk and disowlderly. :spotted owl: :foodndrink:

Spoiler

Yeah, it was a stretch, I know... But whoo gives a hoot?

Well done boys, well done. :lmao:

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:03 am

Bloody owls...

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:17 pm

:rofl: :spotted owl:

Faith in humanity -1 :no:

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:17 pm

Props to the people who were looking out for the bird. That bird could have injured itself. And people say animals are different from us.

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:43 pm

I willl owlways be confused about this.