will we be able to defecate and urinate in the wild? Possibly attracted other animals? This would create a whole new element of hunting. Plus think of all the role playing options it would open up. You could leave a steaming pile of crap on someones door step, who you dislike.

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short answer: NO
long answer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and please someone lock this thread

but it could open up so many possibilities! imagine a spell that forces other people to stop what they are doing and POOP.

um, theres a limit to the amount of realism needed in a video game. So, um, no.

Ahahaha!
I love how people think your being serious.

Are you getting the game on PC? If so, mod it in.

I am going to. I am going to make it so you can pick up your own crap, put it in a potion, or hurl it at someone as a weapon.

OMG, you should send BGS this great idea! :good job:

This is an excellent example of the kind of realism that adds no value to the game.


A scripted spell that plays a sound on the NPC, while reducing their confidence and personality? No problem.

POOP.

People
Order
Our
Patties

i poop enough in reality, why would I wanna waste time pooping in the Nordic realm of Skyrim?

:fakenopic:

maybe they could make it a secret spell that some beggar sells to you. Maybe if you eat an item you could search for it in the poop and there could be a small chance that it is still there!

Yep that could work. Now imagine the guy in the Mages Guild responsible to keep a log of all user-created spells the mages do in his lab.

(Actually, you can use the "Fear" in-game spell and just rename it. )


Sometimes I like to think of what the developpers say at lunch breaks about some of the strange and useless game features suggested here.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that one. I never use it, it just means I have to chase after them.

Great idea!

You could also sneak and put it into an NPC's inventory, and their personality would go way down.

Although this might seem like a joke its not! Little spells like this could add some serious humor to the game. These unexpected laughs can keep the elder scrolls serious but still make it funny at the same time.

no

That's a brilliant idea, especially if you just ate diamonds!

it would be a dragon shout named "Brown Note"

I usually try to avoid using words that activate the censors, but WHAT THE [censored] is happening to this forum!?

And I guess that by saying this I've also stated whether or not I support this... feature.




Also: I don't think I've ever heard of an animal - at least not one suited for hunting - that is drawn to human feces. And I suspect I would have heard of one if there was.

There are jokes that can be added to the game, there are fun topics, and there is spam. Guess which one this is classed as?