I sent an email to Jinx.com asking them to make Skyrim t-shirts/apparel. I like to shop for my nerdy shirts there. I sent them my idea:


[Since you can chop wood in Skyrim you should have a shirt that says at the
top "What do you get when a Dragonborn chops wood?" in the middle of the
shirt have a picture of Dovahkiin chopping wood. Then at the bottom have it
say "Dovahkindling".]

This was their reply:

Thank you for the email! Skyrim is definitely on our radar. We are always
looking for new ideas, so if there is something specific you'd like to see,
I'd recommend mentioning your thoughts on our idea submission page or
placing some comments on the products themselves. Our Production team does
pay close attention to those areas, so if enough people agree with you,
we'll do it (and pay you for it, if you were the first to make the
suggestion)!

So I submitted my idea for a Skyrim T-shirt. You guys should think of some great stuff and submit it and maybe we can get some good apparel going for Skyrim. This is not a solicitation. I do not have any affiliation with the website aside from being a customer.

Looks like Arvel the Swift
*picture of Arvel getting backstabbed*
Wasn't swift enough
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nice one man, I cant really think of any ideas to go on a t-shirt... perhaps a joke relating to skooma maybe?

a picture of Maiq holding a spear in one hand and a crossbow in the other and he has a halo of weightless carrots floating around him

You could also hit up the artist community of www.teefury.com .

It's a great place! Every 24 hours a shirt goes on sale for one day only. 10 bucks. After that it's gone forever.

There is a forum and a place to submit ideas to the artists, or you could do what I do and friend your favorites directly and be nice to them and ask them about future projects.

One of my favorites is a girl named Megan Lara. She makes the most amazing art nouveau Mario girl pictures. Here is her facebook (it's a public page, so no forum rule breakage)

https://www.facebook.com/mLARAart?ref=ts

That would be my advice

Front of shirt: "I saw a mudcrab the other day"
Back : "Nasty creatures."

Sadly enough I am too big for a 2XL shirt. Losing a lot of weight fast because I am awesome but not there yet. Someday though... someday. *shakes fist at the sky*


edit: We need a "Halt! Criminal Scum!" Shirt.