Whine ahead:
People who post with titles like
Don't you hate it when?.....
You won't believe what happens after you....
I can't get anyone to click on my post so....
Good lord... state your business in one sentence or don't bother.
If you need to chop your point in half and make people click just to see the other half...
....It can't be that compelling.
Yeah I know. Bigger fish to fry than this, but it's becoming an epidemic and I grow weary of burning time clicking on lame posts that can't stand on their own without the dot-dot-dot teaser crud.