Bonjour. Parle vous francais, monsieur? Tu es anglais, non?
If you're so French, translate what I just said, en anglais, sil vous plait.
translation:
If you're so French, translate what I just said, en anglais, sil vous plait.
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...because I have no clue; I'm just babbling, hoping some of the words are correct. Nah, I'm just in a joking mood. The English language is indeed very close to the French language, but are the accent adopting troubles when trying to speak French as a British person or British English as a French person true?
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Good day. Do you speak French, sir? You are English, no?
If you're so French, translate what I just said, in English, please.
If you're so French, translate what I just said, in English, please.
That actually translates to "Good morning. Talk french you, sir? You're English, right?"