Two stories I enjoyed a lot on this board I can no longer find.

One was an Orc creation myth which depicted Lorkhan as a dung beetle, and Magus as a gassy fellow who farted himself into space.

The other was a Breton point of view of the Oblivion invasion with an Oblivion gate commented upon as being "a theatrical flaming [censored] hole."

I am not sure that either of these texts was put into the Imperial Library, or archived in any way. I hope they weren't lost forever because I rather enjoyed them and can no longer find them anywhere.

Both by Albides- this one is uneaten by the forums.
http://www.gamesas.com/bgsforums/index.php?showtopic=610840&hl=

The Monkey Truth! I have begun using that phrase in day to day speech. Fabulous.

I don't want to be the one to do it, but that thread should really be bumped at some point or the story otherwise archived in some way. It's too good to lose.