"M'aiq thinks Bethesda's hates pleasing it's fans, so spears mysteriously disappeared from Nirn."

"Morrowind was a very nice place. M'aiq had many friends. M'aiq once taught a mudcrab how to haggle."

"M'aiq invented a pointy stick; called it a spear. People couldn't get it to look right, so Dibella banished it. M'aiq was sad, very sad."

"M'aiq once walked up the Throat of the World. M'aiq counted 6999 steps."

"Saint Jiub was a Dunmer M'aiq met while in Morrowind. He drove the cliffracers from Vvanderfell. M'aiq is sad he died, M'aiq thinks he would have been useful against the Argonians."

"M'iaq has heard rumors Hammerfall is nice this time of year. M'aiq will be making a trip there soon."

"Some people wish to become Liches. M'aiq thinks the first step is becoming dead. These people should ask M'aiq about Liches again once they are dead."

but.. m'aiq is a... immortal god of awesomeness and lie that should be alive at least in our hearts!!! :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :chaos:

"M'aiq is very fond of Horses, but Mammoth served with ripe Belladonna berries, Ash Yams, and a Ginko leaf make a delicious meal."

That's not me flipping out. Just saying based on past experience.

"M'aiq doesn't like Green Bay Packers. M'aiq thinks they smell like a dragon's breath."

"M'aiq hears a lot of opinions from people, but they never come and say hi now I'm here."

"Sticks that shoots iron balls? Nice way to get yourself killed."
M'aiq on Guns

"Mounting dragons? Watch out for those spikes on their backs!"
M'aiq on Dragon Mounts

If M'aiq is not in Skyrim, then it will probably earn a 5/10.

"M'aiq hears people want to use pointy sticks, but M'aiq doesn't think dragons need toothpicks."
"Guns? M'aiq doesn't like the sound of guns, you could shoot yourself in the foot."