If good ol Valen Dreth had a son who is waiting to insult you in Skyrim, what insults would he use? ^_^

As a breif exarmple,

"My, my, you're a big one. A Nord, I'd guess, right? So strong... But you can't bend steel, can you boy? You can't do anything to get out of here. And those big muscles? They're going to waste away. When the end comes, you won't even have the strength to cry for your mother. That's right. You're going to die in here. You hear me, Nord? You're going to die in here!"

Discuss!

Nah, something original would be better. I think we all just want a prison warden with a pet bear named Rohugh.

Who says nothing. He just stares. :stare:

We want a Bosmer to insult us this time.

Valen Dreth died like the pig he was. My Assassin buried a poison arrow deep in his chest and spat upon his crumpled corpse

We'll, if you know the more specific details of our "prisoner situation" at the beginning of the game:



Seems like there could be a Nord or two there to throw some insults your way.

I wish there was more space between the bars in the beginning of the game. Would have beeen funny to see what the eye of fear would do

Actually I really really hope we can get a chance to hack the head from the Executioner at some point...I want to look him in the eyes and say "Who`s laughing now" and then kick his bonce into a basket :rock:

Been there, done that.

"You're going to die in here... your.. going..to..DIE" :stare:

It should be an Orc, and every line he says should end with "High Tom [censored]"

Edit: Oh please...

How about when you start the game Valen Dreth is the first person being executed... Who is going to die in here now FOOL! :toughninja:

Valen Dreth was awesome in Oblivion, Bethesda really nailed the "intro".
The Dark Brotherhood quest was great as well (love the Imperial Subterrane, the guards patrolling, and the Emperor's murderer lying there). It was nice to see his confusion when the person he insulted before he was released by the Emperor(!), comes back to kill him in Sithis' name.

But something more original than "his son" or something like that would be preferable. They've already given the intro a nice twist with

:rofl: Yeah!!! That would be classic! and the 2nd execution is the Adoring Fan..

That would be so great! Imagine...

You wake up. You are dragged in chains and the screen fades. You manage to see convicts all around you, but your eyes close and open constantly. You can't stay awake.

T I T T Y ? I loved that orc!

It would probably be cool if you had an imperial companion in your cell.

Player: What are you in for?
Imperial: I violated the law. I had to either pay the court a fine or serve my sentence. They even made me forfeit my stolen goods.

And occasionally winks. Can't forget that. :thumbsup: