Suddenly, the lights dim, and the sound of rumbling is heard. Out of the stage floor, fog begins to billow, and blue light precedes the rising of an icy stone doorway. Pounding is heard from the door as the onstage Bethesda spokesperson backs off in apparent fright. The door is thrown open, and a bit of yet-to-be-heard Jeremy Soule music is piped into the room as Todd Howard, wearing a Nordic Helmet and wielding a Longsword and Tower Shield, emerges from the dense fog of the door. He approaches the microphone podium, sets down the sword and shield, and gives the announcement.
The audience squeals in delight.
Post your own fantasies about what the announcement would be like. Be as outlandish as you want.