BEG FOR MERCY SNOWMAN!!!!!

...And so the men said -"we all are going to die."

:lmao: Good one. Made me think of this.

On your way up the 7000 steps, with your companion, Adorfan, in tow, you come across the gorge of eternal peril and its crossing; 'The Bridge of Death' , guarded by a decrepit, hunchbacked, scraggly looking Greybeard with a raspy voice.

GREYBEARD: Stop!! Whoever approacheth the bridge of death, must answer me these questions three.
YOU(confidently): Ask your questions bridgekeeper...I'm not afraid.
GREYBEARD: What!...is your name?
YOU: It is Dovahkiin, last of the dragonborn.
GREYBEARD: What!...is your quest?
YOU: To save the world of Nirn.
GREYBEARD: What!...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen dragon?
YOU: What...what do you mean? A Tamrielic or Akavirian dragon?
GREYBEARD: Huh...I...I don't know that...Waaaahhhhhhhhh (as he's cast into the gorge of eternal peril)
ADORFAN: How do you know so much about dragons?
YOU(smugly): Well you have to know these things when you're the Dovahkiin, you know.

...that was win...Just.PURE. WIN

Guard 1 -"Awww I'm telling you, I should never have joined the legion. I feel so much pressure here. I'm rarely even aware of anything happening"
Guard 2 -"Well, it must be because nothing's happening!"
Guard 1 -"Have you even went to Cyrodill once? The gaurds there... crazy. They can tell about a crime without any witnesses!"

"I'm here to kick ass and chew whale blubber, and i'm all out of whale blubber"

"Consequences will never be the same"

"THEIR BURNING CITIES WITH A GIANT DRAGON!!!"

As a dragon swoops down an NPC says, “Look. It’s a bird. It’s a plaaaaaahhhhhh” NPC is engulfed in flames by the dragon mid sentence.