Well, hello. I didn't find any humour-related topic, so, I'll try to start one. This is my first here, by the way.


What graffiti Morrowind characters could write on.

Nerevar: “Nerevar + Dumac = Friends!”
Almalexia: “Nerevar + Dumac = love ”
Dagoth Ur: “Nerevar + Vorin!!!”
Sotha Sil: “E=MC^2”
Lorkhan: “I hate you all.”
Dumac: “Oops.”
Azura: “Nerevar! Where are you, my love?!”
Vivec: “V. W. VV. ALM. ALV. ALVS. VVALS. AVVSI. ASIVV. ASV. ALMSV. ALMSIVI.” (two lines, different hands)
Molag Bal: “Molag Bal + Vivec! Mwa-ha-ha!”
Sheogorath: “Photocamera. Guys! Wait a moment, I’ll take it from other plane!”
Almalexia: “And an anti-scurf shampoo, please.”
Vivec: “No hair - no problem.”
Arion: “Morrowind Historical Museum.”
Gothren: “Closed.”
Crassius Curio: “Single and wealthy concilor is looking for actors and new friends.”
Ilmeny Dren: “Liberté, égalité, fraternité!”
Orvas Dren: “And SKOOMA!”
Berel Sala: “Fine for writing on this wall - 100 golds. In case of second offence you’ll be arrested.”
Silvil Sareloth : “South Wall Cornerclub is on the SOUTH, next to the WALL!”
Mehra Milo: “Dunmer! They lie...” (the rest is painted over with the same colour as used in Sala’s graffiti)
Nibani Maesa: (abracadabra, looks like a try for learning alphabet)
Nerevarine: (four-letter word in red colour)
Azura: “My revenge is near!”
Tholer Sarioni: “so-called Nerevarine, could you try to be a little bit more polite?”
Vivec: “Tholer. I told you bring him to me not to teach him policy.”
Bolwin Venim: “N’wah must die!”
Dagoth Ur: “The Sixth House RUULLZZZ!!!”
Nerevarine: (the same word over Dagoth Ur’s graffiti)
Lorkhan: “Hallelujah.”
Vivec: “Tholer! Where did you put my suitcase?!”