So when I'm bored (almost every other day) I turn dramatic for every little thing. I hope I can get a kick out of this.

It's two o'clock and I'm starving! NOOOO! Why does this always happen to me?

That's not my best line, but it's an acceptable example.

My Doctor: Remember, if your blood sugar drops too low you can go into a diabetic coma
Few days later
My Wife: If your sugar gets to low, you'll start to feel tired and nauseous
Me: well, I was feeling pretty tired earlier
My wife: Oh stop being such a dramatic princess!

I get dramatic when I see something stupid and have to make fun of it. Like that car commercial where they try to make it sound like the most badass thing ever and then WHAT DO THEY DO!? Compare it to a [censored] brush stroke. HOLY [censored] GUYS! ARE YOU READY! That new car has the power and control of... A PAINT BRUSH! Such raw intensity and power. I've never seen a car that pimped out on steroids before. Imagine the person who thought of this commercial. Probably blew his hands off with a shotgun for some EXTREME FINGER PAINTING!!!!! *gutteral foaming at mouth noises* /overly dramatic snake voice.