For Anyone Worried About The Release Date Being Met... : V - Skyrim

» Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:32 pm

no

» Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:56 pm

"Daddy, how are babies made?" "You see, when a new Elder Scrolls game comes out..."

» Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:10 pm

i dont really care. ever since the new fallouts ive been getting less interested in TES. its everything i love about tes only with guns, deathclaws and wastelands instead of magic, rats, and trees.

» Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:57 pm

Bah, don't get a baby for the Skyrim's release! You're have to spend your gaming money on diapers! Think of yourself fellas!

» Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:47 pm

i dont really care. ever since the new fallouts ive been getting less interested in TES. its everything i love about tes only with guns, deathclaws and wastelands instead of magic, rats, and trees.

:verymad: Blasphemer ! :swear:

Just kidding. Go play your :flamethrower: :fallout:

for the record, I like Fallout too, but Skyrim's gonna blow every Fallout game ever into Oblivion for sure :turned: -(see what I did there?)

Anyway --- contraceptive pills are only like 99% safe, right? So it's possible that my girlfriend might get pregnant after all? If she does, I'll convince her to have the baby in the off chance that it might be born on the sacred day - 11.11.11 :teehee:

» Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:50 pm

Already got three kids, and they are going to be wonderful and caring and pool their pocket money and buy Skyrim for me, aren't you boys?
Oh, wow, the special collectors' edition, how very thoughtful.

» Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:09 pm

Already got three kids, and they are going to be wonderful and caring and pool their pocket money and buy Skyrim for me, aren't you boys?
Oh, wow, the special collectors' edition, how very thoughtful.

Uh, yeah..sorry Paps, we may have spent it on liquor and tattoos. Aren't they pretty?! :disco:

» Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:22 am

I need to call my wife

Hun...Hun...can you come for a sec?

In the context of this thread that last sentence sounds way worse than you originally intended I believe

Anywho... I find this to be quite hilarious. Seeing as how I am 18 and he promises free Elder Scrolls games for life... ladies? :hubbahubba:

» Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:17 pm

The last thing you want is needing to take care of a newly born baby on the day Skyrim comes out.

roffflllmmaaoo

» Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:17 am

Already have a 1 and a half year old girl maybe it is time to have a chat to the missus again

If it is a girl I will call her Skye and her Middle name shall be Rym (yes I know that is not how Skyrim is spelt!) gotta keep it human people

Seriously how nerdish (cool though) would it be to name your child after a TES game? Time to get Bussssay ! :yes: :wub:

One thing is sure though, you will never have trouble remembering your childs birthday, just gotta make sure to mention it b4 announcing that is when you first got hold of Skyrim

» Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:32 pm

Hmmm, its become quite common for baby names to be taken from popular culture, TV, movies

It wouldn't soooo bad I guess to be called 'Skyrim'.... :whistling:

» Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:12 pm

Pete also just said..."Bonus points if you have a kid on that day and name it Dovakin. I'll give the kid free Elder Scrolls games for life."

Wait...is "Dovakin" the correct spelling? Thought it was Dovakhiin?

Does it also count if I just change MY name, and at the same time is a kid?

» Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:45 pm

Wait a minute... If Skyrim was really coming out on 11/11/11, then why would Todd wish for us to need to spend the day at a Maternity Ward?