I remember an occasion where i found out that someone took the time to line the TP in the paper rolls with their own waste so that when you grabbed one for wiping your posterior....well you know....

Luckily this wasn't me who found out "first hand", it was my friend in English class.

I can think of worse...and that frightens me.

Okay...how the hell are these people in high school? How did they pass the first grade without someone thinking "This kid sure does handle feces a lot..."? Okay, let me put it this way. Anyone who does not have serious brain damage should not be doing something like that. Even people with serious brain damage should not the doing someting like that, why does your school allow monkeys to enroll?

I poo on the floor because [censored] The Man, man

All I can say is that I'm glad I don't go to that Hell anymore.

And suddently I feel blessed. I guess european bathrooms are better after all :shrug:

No, no, Turns is a Brit.

You aren't safe from them. None of us are.

Seriously. I feel like there's just some sort of... underground cult or something, dedicated to defiling places as completely as possible. What other explanation is there for that?

Wasn't there a famous speech titled Rivers of Urine? If there's not, there should be.

Restrooms here are usually ok, with the occasional stall having a gross clogged toilet or whatnot. But I still refuse to sit down all the way and I always use my foot on the handle to flush the toilet with. I've yet to be in a bathroom with these fancy auto-flusher thingies...but then I don't go to many fancy or brand new places. They must be around somewhere, here...just not in the places I frequent.

Worst toilets are the outhouses for me tho...if they've just been pumped out, not so bad, but after that...I literally can't go into some of those without gorge immediately rising and will find a place to pull over & wander into the bushes instead if I have to.

The irony of public restrooms.

I admit to avoiding using them mostly due to cleanliness issues.

Two worst experiences....

1. Somewhere in Arizona. Needed to go, stopped at a park restroom (basically an outhouse). Not "dirty" but obviously most people missed and hit the floor. I was in motorcycle gear so I practically have to strip everything off to use the bathroom. Didn't know where to put anything so it'd not have nasty stuff on it later. Thankfully I also packed camping TP because they didn't have any there.

2. US-212 in Wyoming. Needed to go and found the only restroom on that road (again...an outhouse). Admittedly clean and had ample TP. Problem, it was on the top of a mountain ridge and, again, I was in motorcycle gear I had to strip off to get business done. Even though it was summer, you try getting the job done with an ice cold non-stop blast of air shooting up your backside. After 20 minutes I finally managed to get it done. Because of what happened in Arizona a few years back, I also packed hand sanitizer which was good since there was no running water except for the water fountain.

"Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to [censored] and stink,
but I come here to itch my balls,
and read the writing on the walls."

Seen this in the bathroom today.

Well I've never seen anything remotely that bad...fortunately.



Flying monkeys?

I'm quite positive that every single restroom on campus here smells like complete ass.

Mine are decent. I dont mind being in them, as long as no one else is that makes me paranoid. Unfortunatly, with my anti-social nature, thats alot of people. So I try my best not to us the restroom untill im home.

I do that also. I leave if there is someone else in there. What I really hate is when you are in a stall then some other random guy comes in and gets in the stall next to you and farts away. Geez, when I'm in there I'm too embarassed to make a sound and then this guy comes in and farts bombs and leaves. Oh and the smell wasn't that great either.