What is this thing?

Post » Sat Aug 14, 2010 7:54 am

Come on guys! It's obviously a mudcrab!
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Naomi Lastname
 
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Post » Sat Aug 14, 2010 12:05 am

Maybe it's a drunken graybeard who came down the mountain to beat some locals up with his ancient dragon bone. He's probably not accepted by the other graybeards because of his alcoholic tendencies. He uses his ancient troll skull of infinite depths to absorb all his urine, because any drunk pee's a lot. He'll be the first Graybeard you encounter, after besting him he'll give you an alternative to dragon shouts, whiskey. This whiskey not only slows down time, it also causes the player to feel less pain, have super human strength, and above all else the ability to think he's flying.
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Ronald
 
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Post » Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:43 am

Is...is your friend holding a tank of gasoline over his head!?!? :spotted owl:

I saw that photo in the potential Darwin Awards section.
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Post » Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:08 am

Maybe it's a drunken graybeard who came down the mountain to beat some locals up with his ancient dragon bone. He's probably not accepted by the other graybeards because of his alcoholic tendencies. He uses his ancient troll skull of infinite depths to absorb all his urine, because any drunk pee's a lot. He'll be the first Graybeard you encounter, after besting him he'll give you an alternative to dragon shouts, whiskey. This whiskey not only slows down time, it also causes the player to feel less pain, have super human strength, and above all else the ability to think he's flying.


LMAO :rofl:
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Marcus Jordan
 
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Post » Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:18 am

It could be Todd, he might have taken a break from developing and stepped outside.
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Gwen
 
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Post » Sat Aug 14, 2010 2:48 pm

here is a picture of a player http://secretsofgames.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/bf881_Combat_TrollFireSword.jpg

that's a troll? I thought it was a werewolf.
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Stacyia
 
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Post » Sat Aug 14, 2010 2:19 am

that's a troll? I thought it was a werewolf.


Nope, three eyes. :)
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Lory Da Costa
 
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Post » Sat Aug 14, 2010 9:57 am

that's a troll? I thought it was a werewolf.


...your kidding right? Did you even play oblivion? They look extremely similar, if not almost the same. I fail to see the wolf aspect of this......anyways, on topic, Its a giant, Greybeards are nords...that aint no nord. Plus the troll skull its wearing plus Bethesda already saying it is a giant also help in the matter
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Danial Zachery
 
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Post » Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:19 pm

It could be Todd, he might have taken a break from developing and stepped outside.

WAAAAYYYY too tall
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Alessandra Botham
 
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Post » Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:17 am

According to Bethesda it's a giant.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/47857688@N08/5435786475/



GIANT!!!
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Mandi Norton
 
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Post » Sat Aug 14, 2010 2:30 pm

Dude I'm 99.9% sure it's a Graybeard. Giants are much more bulky.


Really? The article implies that it's a giant. "Heavy footsteps echo off the rocks, and you stare up in alarm at the lumbering mass of flesh as it approaches. A mountain giant stands tall and lanky, towering above you as it makes its way ... etc." From the magazine, right next to the image. Maybe you're just kidding tho, I'm bad at reading internet sarcasm. :confused:
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Post » Sat Aug 14, 2010 5:26 am

Really? The article implies that it's a giant. "Heavy footsteps echo off the rocks, and you stare up in alarm at the lumbering mass of flesh as it approaches. A mountain giant stands tall and lanky, towering above you as it makes its way ... etc." From the magazine, right next to the image. Maybe you're just kidding tho, I'm bad at reading internet sarcasm. :confused:

Umm well I read it on game informer. Here's my http://www.horses-photos.org/funny_pics/funny_pictures_of_horses.jpg

And next time, please investigate a little before you accuse people of talking [censored].
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Post » Sat Aug 14, 2010 9:35 am

The pic is on Bethesda's blog and is labled Giant01 :)
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