Chapter one: climbing trees
"I think we should consider building a home in a tree," Erissa said seriously.
"You want us to live in a tree?"
"I think we should consider it."
Sinyail stared at his wife. "You're 227 years old - aren't you a little old to be climbing trees?"
"I didn't say climbing," Erissa snapped. "I said we should consider building a home - of stone - in a tree. Singular."
"Oh. Why ever would you want to do a thing like that?"
"Because I'm sick of Talos Plaza!" she snapped.
Sinyail picked up a pipe from the top of his writing desk, lit it and slumped in a chair. He waited patiently for her drama to subside while he regretted never learning to blow smoke rings.
Once Erissa realized that he was never going to ask, she elaborated. "There's nothing to do here, everything's so expensive, and the locals all hate us."
"They hate you, dear. I think they're quite partial to me."
"They think you're pretentious."
"They do not! Who said that? Do they? It's not as though anybody takes me seriously, anyway."
"Oh, I think you're quite ridiculous. You like dreadful things because they are difficult and you never smile in public."
"That's because I hate my teeth!"
"Well, they don't know that! Your teeth are fine, dear. They're just ... lived in."
"Why, that's the nicest thing that-"
"Oh don't you start," she smirked, sashaying over and planting a kiss on smoky lips. "I do wish you'd quit. It turns your teeth all yellow."
Sinyail sighed and put out his pipe.
"Thinking about it practically," Sinyail mused, "We don't have planning permission for any of this, and you know how I hate to draw attention to ourselves."
"Well, unless you slept through every lecture - and you did major in Illusion - you should be able to conceal it pretty well. I seem to recall you got very good grades."
"That was only because I was sleeping with my teacher."
"You never told me that!"
"It must have ... slipped my mind."
Erissa tutted disapprovingly, and went back to rearranging cushions in the living room. She hated the Imperial City - too many social climbers and not enough good company. Unlike the Altmer society to which they pretended to belong, neither of them had much interest in flattery. Ever since Thadon of Silorn and his kin had arrived in 1E 2812, there had been a sizeable Ayleid minority. There were so many foreigners around anyway for Reman II's coronation, they looked the least out of place. By Sinyail's birth in 3E 187, the sight of an Elf with a darker gold shade of skin was commonplace. Inter-marriage between the Elven races was such that almost everyone could claim Ayleid ancestry if they chose to - though people got so testy about Cyrodiil's feared former slavemasters, most Elves called themselves Altmer or Bosmer, or Dunmer if they really had to. (It was probably best not to mention at all that Erissa's first-era relative on her mother's side was an Aureal called Issmi.)
Sinyail with his love of obscure texts had wondered about the other Ayleids - the mythical rulers of ancient Cyrodiil who had been vanquished by the Slave Queen. He was fairly sure that they were just regular Wood Elves by now, but couldn't quite reconcile that with the fact that Bosmer were short and annoying. He'd rather they were High Elves, but the Altmer were fearful snobs and hideously ignorant - at least in any matter in which they disagreed with him. Sinyail was an amateur historian, and spent most of his free time poring over old maps and scrolls and dusty books and torn bits of parchment that might have made sense to somebody once. Sometimes he fantasized about being one of those blind monks in the Imperial Library who prophecied apocalyptic doom from ancient scrolls of unimaginable power - but then he was rather attached to his sight. He enjoyed watching the pretty ladies, for a start - especially the students at the Arcane University, at which he still spent too much time studying for qualifications that didn't really do him any good, but it was his idle pleasure, in which his patient wife indulged him. Oh, he was faithful: Erissa would have torn him limb from limb if he was otherwise, and besides, he still rather fancied his wife - not that he would encourage her vanity by telling her so.
"But you hate the country!" he muttered as one last protest. "You bang on about 'getting back to nature' but within the first hour of camping you've remembered why we've spent the past few thousand years trying to get as far away from nature as possible!"
"You can see the White Tower from there. It's hardly far - less than a day's walk. Probably less than an hour."
"You can see the White Tower from everywhere," he sulked, before giving up.
"It's less than an hour's walk. You can still get to the library. You can have your own library!"
He perked up at that.
Packing took at least three times as long as he had expected, and he was already expecting it to take three times as long as he expected. His scrolls alone took nine boxes. Then there was the stock for the jeweller's shop in which he took so little interest - lucky his wife had such a head for figures, but she was altogether too fond of diamonds. He suspected that she just loved anything that shimmered and glowed, which might explain her real obsession: the ancient varla stones on which the old Ayleid technologies were built. He thought that's why she'd chosen nearby Sercen - an old ruin with just the right amount of starlight. From the strategic position in the trees, she could build her observatory and indulge her true loves: stargazing and varla magic. These old buildings were everywhere, each filled with still-working treasure from a long-forgotten era. Somehow, soon, she'd make it all work.
To be continued in the morning.