my guess is Austrailian is the same (name the last war they where in) I mean WHO would bomb austrailia?
Good point, and thanks for that!
Fact is that back in the late 19
th century, an Aussie corporal named Earnest O'Malley accidently discovered whilst washing his musket, that the barrel made a perfect addition to a "bucket bong".
He showed it to his commanding officer, who immediately ordered a round of Fosters for the entire Australian armed forces.
And they all agreed it was too good to pass up a pi55up, so dismantled the lot.
Problem solved!
No more messy war stuff, greenery in every back garden from the money saved, a riding kangaroo in EVERY garage?. And we let the folks from the media take care of any faked pictures needed to satisfy the others on planet Earth that our care factor was in fact significantly higher than zero.
The shark, poisonous reptile, spider and crocodile breeding programs took care of most of the nosy tourists.
from what I know about modern Australia they have a very good working relationship with Communist China, despite the rare dispute here and there, and Russia.
Well now Zaxa13, our prime minister, the mighty Kevin07, speaks fluent Communist Chinese.
Shortly after being elected, he visited their president and asked him;
"Those Americans, where are they getting all that money to hand out?"
"Why we lend a large lump of it to them directly."
He replied.
Now Kev being a bloke with an eye on the main chance, immediately responded by giving him a paddock full of "riders", some vegetation from the parliamentary garden and a case of Fosters.
He then grabbed him by both hands and said with a wink;
"When the stinky stuff hits the rapidly rotating blades, we're with you blokes!"
So now you know, 'cause you got it from the kangaroo's mouth.