Only if some of the food imported from Hammerfell gives you a "Diarrhoea for X hours" effect, followed by a burning ring few a few days.

No, this is not needed.

I really don't care one way or the other about it, but seeing a few strategically placed patches of yellow snow in the game could be priceless.......

Yes to anything that adds immersion. But it must be optional.

Would the toilets flush clockwise or anti-clockwise? Better start a poll for that.

There don't seem to be bathrooms in TES. I'd like an Edgar Allan under the beds in hotels, to stop things getting messy. A washbasin and jug too. No need to actually depict using them though, just props. I've noticed toilet use getting fashionable in films - it's going too far with the 'realism' IMO.

I like the idea of Khajiits marking their territory all over town though!

I hope this is a joke... I would much prefer to have boots that matched my feat.

Actually, what I get is that you're incapable of formulating an argument based on anything other than subjective reason... and therefore, quite frankly, outclassed.


The truth of the matter is, any time you find yourself using 'What Next' as a basis for your argument... you've pretty much already lost. What is it you want someone to say to that? That because you've got some preconceived notions about what is good, based solely upon what you like, that that means everyone else should just simply shut up and follow suit? Either you're painfully naive, or utterly self-centered, but either way... that just ain't the way the world works.

The only 'garbage' here is the weak-ass excuse that people who want things you don't want should just 'give up and go play something else' because you aren't feeling it.

Fact of the matter is, I could make a list a mile long of things I'd enjoy doing in an Elder Scrolls game that you probably would -hate- to do... right down to the owning and operating of my own shop. How hard is it to scrip NPC's to pop into a cell and initiate in trade with the player, huh? How difficult could that be?

Not very. And in the grand scheme of things, it's probably not all that hard to model a medieval latrine and make it so the player can sit on it like any other chair or bench either.

Would it be to everybody's taste to have it in the game? Obviously not.

Does that mean that there needs to be a bunch of blowhards and jerkoffs with a superiority complex who come through here and not only say no, but offend everybody who feels differently (and better yet, people who enjoy a game that *gasp* god forbid, isn't The Elder Scrolls) in the process?

Of course not!


Now, you've said your piece... and I've said mine.

I think its time to move along. This is the one and only rise you're gonna get out of me. I don't usually waste time replying to drivel.

If they got Patrick Stewart again they could so that SNL six Cake thing...

Young Man: Yeah, my friend's having a bachelor party, and I thought it might be kind of fun if I got him an erotic cake.

Patrick Stewart Baker: Well, you have come to the right place. I have the perfect sixy cake for a bachelor party. [ opens box ] Oh, what about this one. What do you think?

Young Man: Looks like a woman going to the bathroom.

Patrick Stewart Baker: Yeah! It's very sixy!

Young Man: What else do you have?

Patrick Stewart Baker: Oh, I understand.. it's not, perhaps, your cup of tea. Perhaps, maybe this sixy cake might be more up your alley. [ opens box ]

Young Man: This is the exact same cake.

Patrick Stewart Baker: No, no, no.. this is chocolate.


Otherwise, no that would not be good for the game. Without Patrick Stewart it won't work.

You know, every single time I've seen a topic about this, whether for Morrowind or Oblivion, [or now for Skyrim], it rapidly heads down the sewers.

Reading the forum rules would be a good idea. Not attacking any poster for their opinion is a good idea. Critiquing the idea/subject of the thread is okay; constructive criticism is an even better idea.

This is closed before warnings and posting ability suspensions have to be handed out.