wild, unfounded speculation actually turns out to be true : V - Skyrim

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:17 pm

Pig mounts.

Rat mounts.

All the guards shout die criminal scum at you as your character is being taken to be executed in the opening cinematic ending the game in 10 short minutes. :thumbsup:

The guards will shout HALT.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:16 am

Contrary to popular belief Alduin is not a dragon, the true form of the world eater will be revealed to be http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4OYGjUrdllo/SUM8qT-yRJI/AAAAAAAANao/iQwAZoMc6_U/s1600-h/3102269717_1e707314af.jpg.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:46 pm

theey were just joking skyrim is actually 5 years away frm release

GET OUT.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:08 pm

There will be a reference to Dio in the game.
You come across Silver Mountain and embark into a Warrior-Bard's deep tomb to find his "Lute".

Punning the word with loot is on purpose.

Massive quest to build a tower for a wizard with your new found crafting skills, and when it's finished he falls and dies and there's blood on the sand, because he didn't realise they'd got rid of levitation.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:20 pm

Alduin, or more widely-known to us as Akatosh (the Dragon-God of Time and Existence), is coming not to DESTROY the WORLD... but initiate the next Dragon Break.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:20 pm

M'aiq's son is going to be in the game.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:48 pm

M'aiq will finally get his fur hat. :yes:

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:02 pm

Your character will actually have four arms, so that you can quadruple-wield weapons/spells. If you press all four trigger buttons on two controllers at one time you turn in to Chuck Norris.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:01 pm

there will be a nord who is afraid of the cold

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:43 am

Your character will actually have four arms, so that you can quadruple-wield weapons/spells. If you press all four trigger buttons on two controllers at one time you turn in to Chuck Norris.

I lol'd :laugh:

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:48 pm

...... The dragons turn out to be the good guys.... and you just destroyed all hope of this worlds survival when [insert mass destruction of some type here] happens.
:P

Oh, talk about replay value then! :rofl:

Hmm, howzaboutt a scene where an NPC comes out of nowhere exclaiming "I've done it! I've invented the greates weapon of all time! Here, let me show you! " and points a gun at a deer, and bang! The gun explodes in his hand and face, and kills him. So, all in all, its a guns are in Skyrim, yet the aren't in Skyrim

:toughninja:

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:15 pm

The adoring fan will return as a disembodied voice that follows the player around, constantly making annoying remarks.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:41 am

Oh, talk about replay value then! :rofl:

Hmm, howzaboutt a scene where an NPC comes out of nowhere exclaiming "I've done it! I've invented the greates weapon of all time! Here, let me show you! " and points a gun at a deer, and bang! The gun explodes in his hand and face, and kills him. So, all in all, its a guns are in Skyrim, yet the aren't in Skyrim

:toughninja:

since when were guns the world's greatest weapon?

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:05 pm

since when were guns the world's greatest weapon?

:blink:
Maybe my delivery was off, but it was a joke. :poke:

And since the inventor invented it, it's his baby, his love and joy, his obsession for the past countless years of experimentation and near catastrophy, of course he thinks it's the great weapon of all time! Did I say it was? NO, the inventor did! Take it up with him!

Right, now I have to think up something else to stay on topic...

Howzabout finding a giant miniature marmot sitting next to a tall, bald, Nord who seems to listening very intently to said creature

or
Howzabout having to cut open a dead mount to stay warm
or
Trying to build a fire under a snow-covered pine tree
or
Finding a pair of Golden Pantaloons

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:28 am

Esbren's voice always accompanies you and cosntantly says "Your Health is Low", and "Listen!, Listen!"

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:46 pm

"M'aiq knows much, tells some. M'aiq knows many things others do not."

"Topic: M'aiq."

"M'aiq is often asked how he looks so young. Then they wonder why they call him 'the Liar.'"

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:39 pm

alduin shows up and declares that he's your father and that you should join him in order to rule the galaxy. then your guys like "NO!!!, it's not possible!!!!"

» Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:46 am

Your character will actually have four arms, so that you can quadruple-wield weapons/spells. If you press all four trigger buttons on two controllers at one time you turn in to Chuck Norris.

Which keys do we press if we're playing the PC version?

There will be three doors in a dungon, one says "If you want to play a game like Morrowind, enter here" another says "If you want to play a game like Oblivion, enter here" and the last one says "If you want to play a game like Skyrim, exit this dungon". After entering the Morrowind or Oblivion door, Skyrim will stop and you will be asked to insert Morrowind or Oblivion, depending on the door you entered.