Racial Children? : V - Skyrim

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:26 pm

I want a Khajjiteen (get it, kitten - khajiteen! :whistling: ), i'll call him Fred. He can follow me around singing about how i kicked that one dragons ass.

Hahaha, this is the first time I've ever posted on a thread on this subject, as they get locked for very justifiable reasons.
However I loved this so cheers for the lol.

On topic: If they're in I hope racial diversity is as well, however Skyrim = Nords, Imperials and Dunmer mostly so I'd expect them to be the focus.

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:37 pm

Children of all races, sure. If not, I'd be start thinking Bethesda was sadly a little too talentless to be able to create (as far as mer and beast goes) children.
I don't want another BioWare game... Almost all races, there were only male characters.

» Sat May 28, 2011 4:38 pm

Aww lil baby khajiit

Haha oh man, I feel bad for orc kids, they must get teased for how ugly they are hahaha. Although, thy could just beat the crap outta any kid who does so lol. Kids of all races could be fun! Hahaha

Me too, I'd like a little baby Khajiit.

I'd feed it some moon sugar and give it some skooma to wash the sugar down for a few weeks, and then take away all the moon sugar and skooma and see what happens when he / she only has normal food to eat

:celebration: <--- My bottle of skooma

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:54 pm

Why would some one want to bring their children to skyrim? I heard its grim up north.

But yeah, there shouldn't be alot of other races children. And probably no argonians. Mostly nord children

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:52 pm

i dont want children in skyrim since you wont be able to do 'you know what, i cant say because the thread will be locked'. and if theyre invincible then thats just stupid so id rather not have them at all

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:32 am

As far as children as concerned I would be content so long as there are a few cute Argonian and Khajiit* children in the game.

*For Khajiit however there would be only one form.

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:13 pm

a lil orc wouldnt be all that ugly

it would just be like some nordic kid with a slightly upturned nose tiny pointy tusks and green skin but yeah they probably would be school yard bullies along with the nord children

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:59 pm

Unfortunately, Argonians http://www.imperial-library.info/content/forum-archives-others

Yes, the are ovoviviparous.

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:21 am

Khajiit children are going to be head-explodingly adorable.

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:09 am

I really hope that there are children for all the races. It would be too boring with only Nords.

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:19 pm

there culd be everyone but argonians. they stay in their province until they r older.

» Sat May 28, 2011 6:36 pm

We all keep talking about children and how we do/don't want them in the game or whatever, but a question just occured to me. Will there be children of all races? or just nords and maybe imperials?

what do you guys think?

I would like to be able to enslave these multi-racial children you speak of.

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:05 pm

Except for an Altmer kid because he/she would teleport behind the orc kid and paralyze him/her with magic and then char the orc to a crisp with magic.

I would love to see how closely Dunmer children take after their parents' mannerisms. Just imagine one of them running up to you, "you n'wah!"

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:42 pm

it would be funny if dunmer children where freakin nuts just always happy and hyper active the stark contrast would be hillarious

» Sat May 28, 2011 4:19 pm

Hahaha, people are getting so fustrated about bosmers and how they are all irratating and all. Imagine a litte bosmer kid following you

» Sun May 29, 2011 1:30 am

bosmer kids would probably be really curious lil tykes they prolly would follow people

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:16 pm

I would love to see how closely Dunmer children take after their parents' mannerisms. Just imagine one of them running up to you, "you n'wah!"

Can't wait until I adopt an Altmer child.

"Manual labor is beneath an Altmer such as myse-"

*Smack*

"GET OUT THERE AND [censored] PLOW THE FIELD!"

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:10 pm

I hope we can make the dissapear. Not because I want to (or do I?) but because any invincibles as said earlier by someone else, would be very immersion breaking. Especially since they should be quite the opposite.

» Sat May 28, 2011 11:54 am

Or we could just not have children, and avoid that minefield all together.

I like having Bethesda around to make good games, and I like them having as little media flame as possible so they don't have to worry about Fox News claiming that the game is a " murder simulator" and Bethesda comes under fire from the PTA and has to make half the characters indestructible because they are under a certain age.

Something that is honestly unnecessary for immersion that can cause such a headache doesn't need to implemented. If you want immersion, then you can just fall back on the fact that dual-wielding, finishing animations, and enhanced graphics are all in the game.

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:29 pm

you indeed live up to your name caustic your dissolving this topic into petty bickering

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:44 pm

An orc child would be a bit creepy.
W-what are you staring at, little green...thing? :stare:

Have a young Orc-Mage! Like Yoda!

But I don't see why they wouldn't have all races, but if it breaks lore, then I wouldn't want it.

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:27 pm

This is cool, never crossed my mind until now.

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:04 pm

I would love to see how closely Dunmer children take after their parents' mannerisms. Just imagine one of them running up to you, "you n'wah!"

I can't wait for dunmer kids now! If the dunmer kids are like their parents (AND HAVE ACTUALLY 1000packs of cigerets a day voices) then I'll play a dunmer on my second char...

» Sat May 28, 2011 4:19 pm

I like having Bethesda around to make good games, and I like them having as little media flame as possible so they don't have to worry about Fox News claiming that the game is a " murder simulator" and Bethesda comes under fire from the PTA and has to make half the characters indestructible because they are under a certain age.

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» Sat May 28, 2011 9:02 pm

Children are not ugly. Except the Orcs.