Lol, where did you find children again?

I did esape jail as a master of destruction. They can't prove I burned down that orphanage, not when I burned all of the evidence.
Then again, fireballs raining from the sky probably didn't help my case... :whistling:

I stole a loaf of bread, I robbed a house, I broke a window pane.19 years - a slave of the law

Five years for what I did, the rest because I tried to run. Yes, 24601 Skyrimmaincharacter...

Because I shot the sheriff. (But I didn't shoot the deputy)

I wanted the lady to polish my spear...

She said she was 18...and still alive.

Because I fought the law, and the law won. Also, skooma. Also moon sugar cookies.

Burn the witnesses and evidence. And then burn the witnesses and family members of the original witnesses. Then the gaurds. Good move sir!